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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Ah, there's a pleasant surprise, ta.

    Oh, means I need to go find something.

    Laterz.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    In line with the bit of popular media kerfuffle this week, try this. Creativity people, creativity.

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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    David
    David who?
    That's politics!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    David Cameron, famous for two things:. F*cking a pig's head and screwing the country.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oi Tw0t, Danny Dyer is looking for you
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Like a turd that won't flush, he just keeps popping up.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    DC looks puzzled as he accidentally pops up in a crowd full of typical Lib Dem voters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Where's Wally?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Wanted for Treason. Contact your local crimestoppers
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    deliverance re-enactors caught on camera moments before david finds out how it was for the piggy
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Though I did chuckle at dhl's pop up turd, for being right in with the popular zeitgeist as well as what I was thinking, winner...
    Slowmart wrote:
    Oi Tw0t, Danny Dyer is looking for you
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    20jytt.jpg

    When it gets boring, its done
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Vlad gives a tired smile as he gets ready to award the 'Fat Cheating C*** of the Year' award to the same person yet again.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "What are you still doing in Russia?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Putin attends the opening of Madame Tussauds Moscow.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Diego suddenly realises that he's a long way from home.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited July 2018
    "You know Vlad, for different reasons we're probably the two most hated people in Britain."
    "You haven't heard of Piers Morgan then Diego?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Birds of a feather stick together.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    So are you here to audition for the part of an Oompa Loompa in the remake of 'Charlie and the Chocolate factory'?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    for once, i'm not the biggest c*nt in the room..
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    for once, i'm not the biggest c*nt in the room..


    Is the winner
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I forgot i even entered!

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite being based on the "Mail order Philippine Bride" website the "Charming - Ugly- Numpty -Top Shots " abbreviated to CUNTS didn't attract much online footfall.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Trump activists take un-documented entry into the US seriously.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited July 2018
    "Duck!" said the photographer.
    "No, Geese :roll: " said the hunter,
    "ooops" said the crop sprayer pilot.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    New EU anti-immigration border patrols get a tad over-zealous.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    trump supporters hide large hands in show of support
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Trump supporters take their leader seriously when he is heard to say "...well fvck a duck"

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