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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    After a tragic error involving decimal places, Pinno ends it all when he discovers he could have got a few loons to do up PPP for £350.00.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    Despite the evidence, milemuncher still believes in his GPS


    Take it away DHL
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    PM'd
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Slowmart wrote:
    PM'd
    You need to brush up on your PM'ing skills Slowie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Sorry I was in the pub all day yesterday and in a meeting all morning today. Will post this afternoon.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    RSE03311.jpeg?v=1497303362

    winner announced when I get bored/sober.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    MF trains for Everesting some hill up north.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    All of a sudden taking back control seemed fraught with "unforeseen" danger
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Go on dad, you're well insured if you fall off
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    following uk's expulsion from galileo, boris demonstrates replacement guidance system
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Mischievous Bracketeers send SG on a pineapple hunt.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Stevo was delighted with the fit of his new outfit specially designed and tailored to launch Sungod off on a Pineapple hunt.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The 'health and safety' fears were justified when, moments later, Julia knocked over the Primus stove as she stepped back


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Lose The Stabilisers, part 18.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    After finishing PPP, Pinno looks for ways of filling the days in between giro cheques.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    We have a weener!
    Capt Slog demonstrated his observational skills with
    "The 'health and safety' fears were justified when, moments later, Julia knocked over the Primus stove as she stepped back"
    Over to you...
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Thank you, DHL.

    I've no idea where this one will go...

    h88F4DE9D


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher never really recovered from the time Jimmy Saville Fixed it for him to milk a cow blindfolded.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    A solution at last for Chimera2018.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Stevo distraught when he realises it's a cow...
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    That's a relief, the last two I tried turned out to be bulls.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Roadie resorts to desperate measures to rehydrate after discarding his rubbing frame bag.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Ah Chimera, it's that sort of bag rubbing you're on about.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Sungod sneaks a latte in during his Lanzarote adventures.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Milk Race.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Got any Lemonade?"
    -"If you want"
    "Milk... eeurgh"
    -"It's what Chris Froome drinks"
    "Chris Froome?!"
    -"Yeah and he said if I didn't drink lots of milk, when I grow up, I won't even be good enough to ride for Team Roompot"
    -"Roompot who?"
    "Exactly".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And for two handfuls of grass Mr I'll take it up the arse
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh pull the udder one.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    orraloon wrote:
    Ah Chimera, it's that sort of bag rubbing you're on about.

    Is the winner. I liked your other entry too, as it was what i was thinking when i looked for the pic.

    Slowmart deserves an honourable mention for a less than honourable caption. Still funny though.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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