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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited June 2018
    The latest iteration of A.I. have their own unemployed pet humans.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Another order ready for Pinno's pop up shop,. now making a fortune supplying nerds with 'personal entertainment.packages'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    For coming up with something different,
    Shortfall wrote:
    Chrissie Hynde denies suggestions that cosmetic surgery has ruined her appearance.

    Over to you, Shorty.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Bally. This has been doing the rounds for a bit on social media, hope it hasn't made it on here before.

    hillary-clinton-holding-donuts-with-chloe-moretz-large-hole-smal.jpgwindows screenshot
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    'And this is why Bill preferred a go on me' said Chloe.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Mum - I bought mine from Pinno's pop up doughnut shop. I didn't know what it was at first 'cos those Brits spell it kinda funny."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Mine is like this"
    "Mine is like this".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A before and after image of what anal sex with Bill looks like
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    mmm, doughnuts
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    A Glasgow man walks into a baker's shop and asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
    The shop girl(s) replied "Nah yer right enough, it's a doughnut."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    A Glasgow man walks into a baker's shop and asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
    The shop girl(s) replied "Nah seein' as how yer askin', it's a metaphor for the effects of ageing on the human condition"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    mmmm, Bill, we wanted icing on our doughnuts so can you pretend these are Monica's breasts?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited June 2018
    Hilary and a young friend try to tackle America's growing crime-rate with a graphic representation of what a few years in jail can do to your arse.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    When it comes to Dunkin donuts size matters.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Slowmart wrote:
    A before and after image of what anal sex with Bill looks like

    Seems like it's run out of steam so it's over to Slowmart for this excellent bumming reference.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers SF

    Funny-Cyclist-5.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Despite the evidence, milemuncher still believes in his GPS
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Brexiteers' Great Leap Forward in action.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Look at that Marg... I mean the yoof these days, what on earf is he doing? You'll see, that Bungle bloke will be on that Bike Radar forum wotsit wondering why his squeaky bottom bracket is squeaking next, you watch."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Delivery is free within 1 mile is put to the test.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Irish Evil Knievel fails in bid to jump the River Shannon lengthways.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Roadies find mountain biking harder than expected.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    It was only at this point did it occur to Hoppy he'd forgotten to clip on the Ass Saver.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    New 'Follow the Duck' trail opens at Cannock Chase.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I wish I could 'clip-in' first time.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Kim Jong Un loved to take secret piccies of wheelspinner pulling wheelies into the Tasman strait.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Oxo decides to end it all after being barracked by Hoppy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    During a global Pineapple shortage, Sungod went a bit silly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Rare Thames tidal wave caused widespread flooding when the Thames barrier malfunctioned due to a bike being jammed in the works.
    Police are looking for a man with 'Pineapple' tattooed on his back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Despite a lower budget E.T. 3 is looking promising.

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