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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    de rien wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    How many have you won?

    Cheated out of one, won two.

    de rien's struggles with the concept of reality continue. Why do they keep talking about East Europeans and cold showers, when he had posted a photograph of the ever svelte Cameron Diaz taking a luxurious shower in the company of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp ?
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Mccaria wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    How many have you won?

    Cheated out of one, won two.

    de rien's struggles with the concept of reality continue. Why do they keep talking about East Europeans and cold showers, when he had posted a photograph of the ever svelte Cameron Diaz taking a luxurious shower in the company of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp ?

    As promised judging isn't until later, but I can reliably inform you that this entry is not in the running.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The lads were not impressed with Dominika's vodka bucket downing skills.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    the promised land of the UK's benefits came as a bit of a shock for the Romanians as they ended up in Scotland
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The lads didn't quite know how to tell Dorota that it wasn't in fact her arse that looked big in that bikini.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Marik and Stefan agreed that the girls actions did nothing to dispel the myth that Poles are big drinkers.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheap foreign labourer is seen washing herself after a bukkake session at UKIP's headquarters while some members watch on have a post shooting their load ciggie.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The lads had tried to warn Adriana that downing buckets of vodka would leave her a little bloated.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    de rien wrote:
    Mccaria wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    How many have you won?

    Cheated out of one, won two.

    de rien's struggles with the concept of reality continue. Why do they keep talking about East Europeans and cold showers, when he had posted a photograph of the ever svelte Cameron Diaz taking a luxurious shower in the company of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp ?

    As promised judging isn't until later, but I can reliably inform you that this entry is not in the running.

    Crushed. As the great poet Homer* said :

    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try"



    * Simspon
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    edited January 2014
    The reality of a "water birth" was quite far removed from the experience that Eva imagined.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cutbacks as Poland's hospitals meant that they could no longer afford labour inducing drugs.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The Stanislawski family soon discovered that holidaying in England during the winter was in fact just as sh1t as being in Poland.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited January 2014
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    De Rien refreshes himself up before joining Rick* and Ugo* on the Caption Competition judging bench.

    *not the Rick and Ugo you're thinking of.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Since the invasion of Kraków by hoards of drunk Brit's on stag do's nothing that they saw surprised Jan and Józef.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This wasn't what the BB regulars were expecting when they told Crunchytoes they wanted a picture of a 'big' girl getting all moist.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Right, down here in the 'shire it's been evening all friggin' day, and as it's like Mordor outside now and I'm orf' with daughter swimming training I'm calling it.

    Seriously, some superb entries but for sheer simplicity and a peek into the future if the sweaty's vote the wrong way it's....
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Fix!

    Looking forward to the 'zinger' De Rien!!!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    de rien wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.


    :shock: What?!! Congratulations to Stevo but I sure hope you ain't judging ever again!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cornerblock wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.


    :shock: What?!! Congratulations to Stevo but I sure hope you ain't judging ever again!

    de rien said he was related to who :shock:

    Well done though Stevo make it a good un, don't let the crudders down :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Oooops, sorry! I've strayed into the Communters.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Just double checked, it was BB.
    Cornerblock wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.


    :shock: What?!! Congratulations to Stevo but I sure hope you ain't judging ever again!

    Dream on! 8)

    You sound like mattc59 on every thread that vtech voices an opinion on :lol:
    arran77 wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.


    :shock: What?!! Congratulations to Stevo but I sure hope you ain't judging ever again!

    de rien said he was related to who :shock:

    Well done though Stevo make it a good un, don't let the crudders down :wink:

    Rule 11 violation.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    arran77 wrote:
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:

    Bar no posting decent pics :(
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    arran77 wrote:
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:


    Aaaaaah right. Well, if you'd just like to post up a picture of some moist clunge big boy, we'll see how that goes.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    de rien wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:


    Aaaaaah right. Well, if you'd just like to post up a picture of some moist clunge big boy, we'll see how that goes.

    Now that would be an interesting caption competition :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    de rien wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:


    Aaaaaah right. Well, if you'd just like to post up a picture of some moist clunge big boy, we'll see how that goes.
    Unfortunately we've got no pictures of Pinno :)

    I'm home now and will get on the case...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:


    Aaaaaah right. Well, if you'd just like to post up a picture of some moist clunge big boy, we'll see how that goes.
    Unfortunately we've got no pictures of Pinno :)

    I'm home now and will get on the case...

    Of a clunge pic?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Here we go - results announced on Sunday...

    60-bike-fail.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So after being ruffied Clare decided it was payback time.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Piñas first go on a mountain bike didn't quite go to plan

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