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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    You idiot. I said we needed the biggest cup WRENCH for this job .......
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
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    Fanny was regretting not having her nipples greased at the last service.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Not only could Avril suck an orange through a hose pipe, she could also re-inflate a 255 70 16 tyre in 36 seconds.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    The 'Service me while I service you' franchise was doing a roaring trade in the red light areas.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Britney's first driving lesson got off to a shaky start when the driving instructor told her to "get behind the wheel".
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    As Big Dave prepared the car for his first event, it was obvious he didn't know the first thing about drag racing.
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Dave could see a short term advantage to running over Sally's head.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that the problem lay with the transmission. From where he stood he could see there was something leaking from the 'box.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    As Faye checked the brake pads on her new BMW camper-car, Dave admired her lovely curtains.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Dave couldn't help notice that Faye wasn't a real blonde.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that the problem resulted from hitting the cat. From where he stood he could see a deformed pussy with a weeping eye. And it had probably eaten fish recently.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that the problem occurred when she drove through the flood. From where he stood he could see a soaking wet beaver with thick bushy whiskers. And it had probably eaten fish recently.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When the garage fitted a new set of hooters to his car, Keith was surprised but not at all disappointed.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that oil leak was from the sump. From where he stood he could also see a massive slippery crack.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    After waiting for several hours for breakdown assistance Jeff decided to make use of the bike pump, balloons and hopefully a shortsighted but mechanically knowledable passer by.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Unlike her husband, Mrs Stig didn't need to be on Top Gear to be near a massive c*nt and a pair of t!ts.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    As it was Parker's day off, Lady Penelope had to lubricate her own rusty flange.
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    I am no expert but it has definately gone tits up mate!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    After this incident, Faye found herself to be up the Diff.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Faye: "I think your clutch is slipping"
    Bloke: "I think my crotch is dripping"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that the problem resulted from driving through Kew Gardens' topiary display. From where he stood he could see a beautifully trimmed bush.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Shortage of real men in Scotland reaches epic proportions as Miss Scotland tries to '69' a parked car.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Bloke: "Wassup with it, why those screeching noises?"
    Faye: "I think one of those pesky crudders got caught in the fan belt"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Faye's hunt for illegal immigrants was proving fruitless, although Bob reckoned he could see a Brazilian
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Now that she had that ring on her finger Natalia wasted no time in cutting GiantMike's brake lines.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right, results time you orrible lot....

    In third place we have Piña with
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Faye: "I think your clutch is slipping"
    Bloke: "I think my crotch is dripping"

    Second place goes to random man with
    random man wrote:
    Faye's hunt for illegal immigrants was proving fruitless, although Bob reckoned he could see a Brazilian

    But the winner is florerider with
    florerider wrote:
    Do you want a screwdriver?

    Might as well since I can't fix the Beemer.

    Take it away florerider :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Winner on Sunday night.


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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A randy Lib Dem peer creates a smoke screen before trapping and sexually assaulting a passing cyclist.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Wildlife 1 - Cruddite 0
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    It soon became apparent on the inaugural Bottom Bracket fun ride that there was some truth in the rumour that the BB regulars spent far more time posting than cycling.

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