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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    De rien, that was actually pretty funny and would have been in contention, if the voting wasn't rigged.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Mccaria wrote:
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    Thank you very much. Let's go for a Monday night judgement day.
    The contestants take the stage for the final pose down in this years spot the moderator competition.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Mccaria wrote:
    De rien, that was actually pretty funny and would have been in contention, if the voting wasn't rigged.


    Apparently, there used to be a gentleman's code of conduct on this (Cake Stop) forum, along with self moderation, 'Will' baiting, the old man sniffing around DIESELDOGS (love n hugs :wink: ) arse and lashings of self abuse. How times have changed since 'communtergate' let the riff-raff in.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    The inaugural run of the Middlesborough ladies luge team did not go quite as well as expected.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The inaugural run of the Middlesborough ladies luge team did not go quite as well as expected.

    Computers refresh slowly in Bromley??
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Whoops, should have read the thread first in my keenness to win the comp :oops: :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Turns out steroids can shrink you if you're a cock
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    matthew h wrote:
    Turns out steroids can shrink you if you're a fool

    For fool read cook or a similar sounding word
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
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    The casting director's plan, to buff DeVito up to look exactly like his 'Twin' Schwarzenegger, had a minor flaw.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

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    In equal 3rd place:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Due to a clerical error at the job centre, Sheila's application to become a tobacconist got mixed up with those for a tobogganist.
    and
    de rien wrote:
    Having enjoyed 'Strictly..' Vanessa Feltz went into training for Dancing on Ice.
    Very narrowly beaten into second place (by the width of his c0ck):
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.
    But a worthy winner, mixing British sporting failure with transgender social comment
    Mccaria wrote:
    Post op, Eddy the Eagle is disappointed to finish last in the luge competition.
    From here on Eddy prefers to be known as Florence the Falcon.........
    Over to you Mccaria......

    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

    Oh look, nothing from Sean the funny man Oconn there was there :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

    funny-page-000017-sadlo-na-sanich.jpg

    In equal 3rd place:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Due to a clerical error at the job centre, Sheila's application to become a tobacconist got mixed up with those for a tobogganist.
    and
    de rien wrote:
    Having enjoyed 'Strictly..' Vanessa Feltz went into training for Dancing on Ice.
    Very narrowly beaten into second place (by the width of his c0ck):
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.
    But a worthy winner, mixing British sporting failure with transgender social comment
    Mccaria wrote:
    Post op, Eddy the Eagle is disappointed to finish last in the luge competition.
    From here on Eddy prefers to be known as Florence the Falcon.........
    Over to you Mccaria......


    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

    Oh look, nothing from Sean the funny man Oconn there was there :wink:
    I'm saving myself for something special. Plus the judges are corrupt and jealous of my talent.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm saving myself for something special. Plus the judges are corrupt and jealous of my talent.

    You just keep believing that then :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    When Ocado delivered the 6 packs for Sean's birthday he was very surprised, but not at all disappointed.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When Sean settled in for a night watching 'Two and a half men' he was very surprised, but not at all disappointed.
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    GiantMike wrote:
    When Sean settled in for a night watching 'Two and a half men' he was very surprised, but not at all disappointed.

    :D

    (Sorry is that creeping? :oops: )
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    It was unfair of the organizers to make the bloke in the middle stand at the back of the stage.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mccaria wrote:
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    Confirmation that the Mods do not get paid as Ugo is spotted entering body building competitions to boost his income.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Try as they may, they couldn't overcome their bout of constipation.
    They all strained to no avail.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
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    A change of gender and sport ensured Ellie Simmonds kept busy outside of Panto season.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The annual ' Hold the butt plug' competition was underway.
    The winner progressed to the 'Hold the Gerbil' competition.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    As the England front row lined up for their first scrum, the crowd at Twickenham thought support for Tom Daley had been taken just a little too far.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Contestant 55 audaciously anticipates that Simon's next command will be 'touch your toes.'
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Police line ups in Saudi Arabia required suspects to hide the fact that they may have previous convictions.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    the moderators start flexing their muscles ready for an all out attack on fun postings
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Ugo and the henchmen had found another hobby whilst Mr Big was fixing the ban button. :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This wasn't quite what he'd had in mind when Sean suggested to his missus they had a threesome.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Future Publishing board members pump up before their next review of the bottom bracket
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean and a couple of his 'friends' pose in an attempt to attract more female members into Bottom Bracket.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    In an attempt to discourage unruly behaviour in Bottom Bracket, Future Publishing employed three bouncers although they were unsure about number 54's credentials.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    That's the last time we let Stevo organise a lap dancing night

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