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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    de rien wrote:
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    Plumber's mate: Oleg I think her water has broke.

    Plumber: Yes we fix after ciggarette.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    If you had a cold shower seven months ago, I wouldn't be in this mess
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When Sean returned home to see his new water feature, he's was surprised but not disappointed.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    When Sean returned home to see his new water feature, he's was surprised but not disappointed.

    Which one of the miserable old feckers on the bench is Sean :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    After stumbling across De Rien naked in the bushes polishing his 'zinger', Sheila went straight for the eye bleach.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    When Sean returned home to see his new water feature, he's was surprised but not disappointed.

    Which one of the miserable old feckers on the bench is Sean :wink:
    The one on the right. The one on the left is a big garden gnome.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Sheila decided to splash out on some L'oreal, because she's worth it.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    When Sean returned home to see his new water feature, he's was surprised but not disappointed.

    Which one of the miserable old feckers on the bench is Sean :wink:



    You're this close to a breach of Rule 5 - viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12946544&start=405 As it's friendly at the mo' I'll let it slide on this occassion.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    de rien wrote:
    You're this close to a breach of Rule 5 - viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12946544&start=405 As it's friendly at the mo' I'll let it slide on this occassion.
    Excellent moderating, sir. Threat of action to keep us on our toes, but very unlikely to actually go through it. Are you turning to the Dark Side? :wink:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    De Rien loved his new 'Living Doll' outfit, but found it a lot hotter than his Mary Poppins one and it didn't hide his Stella Belly so well.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Crunchy Toes finally reveals how she got her name.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After the revelations about his amorous relationships with certain Bottom Bracket members begin to surface, GiantMike tries to cleanse himself while Piña and Sean wait their turn.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    You're this close to a breach of Rule 5 - viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12946544&start=405 As it's friendly at the mo' I'll let it slide on this occassion.
    Excellent moderating, sir. Threat of action to keep us on our toes, but very unlikely to actually go through it.
    Don't push your luck! The old man has Chasey's ear (it's the throat he actually wants)

    Are you turning to the Dark Side? :wink:
    With my genes!? He'd whoop me so hard I'd end up looking like arran77's ringpiece.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    de rien wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    You're this close to a breach of Rule 5 - viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12946544&start=405 As it's friendly at the mo' I'll let it slide on this occassion.
    Excellent moderating, sir. Threat of action to keep us on our toes, but very unlikely to actually go through it.
    Don't push your luck! The old man has Chasey's ear (it's the throat he actually wants)

    Are you turning to the Dark Side? :wink:
    With my genes!? He'd whoop me so hard I'd end up looking like arran77's ringpiece.

    You been watching me again when I'm in the throne room :evil:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Just once in 22 years Oleg and Janek had let their youngest sister Angelika out of sight. Well they weren't making that mistake again.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    de rien wrote:
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    Angelika appreciated she didn't know real poverty. She felt lucky to live in a country with hot and cold running buckets.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Presenter of Tazbekistans Dragons Den attempts to improve ratings.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Olgas new job involved charging a fiver a wash, the old boys thought it was hilarious that they neglected to mention it was actually a car wash.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When Polski Fried Chicken delivered the Bargain Bucket, Oleg and Stefan were surprised, but not disappointed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Scottish hotel installs new luxury shower facilities.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    And now for Channel 5's new series..."When Placentas Attack"
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    How many have you won?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    Well give us an easier pic then you bloody sadist ! :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    GiantMike wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    How many have you won?

    Cheated out of one, won two.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!

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    A picture can say a thousand words :roll:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    de rien wrote:
    Dear Lurker,

    Please don't feel intimidated about entering this competition. As you will see, the same 'members' :lol: keep entering and new blood is required. You will also see that, apart from my winning entries 8), the standard of entry is very low, and current entries extremely low. Come on in!
    Well give us an easier pic then you bloody sadist ! :)

    FFS!! You've got knockers, near naked woman, weather, immigration, smoking, knockers, health and safety, knockers, pregnancy etc etc all encapsulated in that one picture, the list is endless. The only thing that would make winning easier is if I wrote the entry for you 8) :lol::lol:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    de rien wrote:
    Cheated out of one, won two.
    Ah, the 'zinger' defence.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited January 2014
    post removed. Not funny enough.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    de rien wrote:
    naked woman, weather, immigration, smoking, knockers, health and safety, knockers etc etc
    Hmmm. Conspiracy?

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