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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Yep, maybe we should rename BB as 'Hotel California' :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    He's got to keep an eye on his boy, make sure he doesn't mix with any undesirable's :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    arran77 wrote:
    He's got to keep an eye on his boy, make sure he doesn't mix with any undesirable's :wink:

    I'm dipping my toe in the water, the boasting of a 13 year old for winning this competition is getting on my t1ts.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • TheOrangeSmurf
    TheOrangeSmurf Posts: 1
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    Crunch Time ? : "Feet onto Pedals ! ... Feet onto Pedals !!!" - the only thoughts racing through Danny's mind as he demonstrates his OTB* mounting technique to a small but appreciative audience ...

    * OTB => Over the Bars (Crudite term ... Sorry :D )
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    TheOrangeSmurf wrote:
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    New Thread: Should I Go Clipless?
    Insta: ATEnduranceCoaching
    ABCC Cycling Coach
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Aggieboy wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    He's got to keep an eye on his boy, make sure he doesn't mix with any undesirable's :wink:

    I'm dipping my toe in the water, the boasting of a 13 year old for winning this competition is getting on my t1ts.

    13, fark me, he's a right chip off the old block isn't he :wink:

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    I think Stev Misunderstood the request to 'ride us hard and go over the top'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Honourable mentions go to Alexmac and Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: ), but the winner for his mixture of humour, smut and smear is Arran with:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: )

    in my defence - after last nights ale, I doubt I could even spell my own name right at that point
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: )

    in my defence - after last nights ale, I doubt I could even spell my own name right at that point

    and actually what you are saying is, you hate being called Stev - does it really wind you up? :twisted:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    arran77 wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    He's got to keep an eye on his boy, make sure he doesn't mix with any undesirable's :wink:

    I'm dipping my toe in the water, the boasting of a 13 year old for winning this competition is getting on my t1ts.

    13, fark me, he's a right chip off the old block isn't he :wink:

    :lol:


































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    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    matthew h wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: )

    in my defence - after last nights ale, I doubt I could even spell my own name right at that point

    and actually what you are saying is, you hate being called Stev - does it really wind you up? :twisted:
    Not at all, it makes me sound like a dangerous Russian mafia type, carry on :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...

    Thanks, I think :wink:

    Here we go, I'll judge on Wednesday evening, enjoy.

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    In most circumstances the jack failing would have been fatal
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pedestrian airbag test proves successful.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    The biggest t1ts outside the bike radar commuting section, regrets wearing white to repair the car
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Halfords new fitting service was proving to be unusually popular.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ann Summers makes a bold move into the novelty shaped trolley jack market.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Try as she might, Lesley struggled to fit her replacement spacers under the car and thought she might need to get her suspension pumped up a bit further first.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    The AA man agreed with Faye's conclusion that the problem lay with the tyre. From where he stood he could also see a big gash.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Do you want a screwdriver?

    Might as well since I can't fix the Beemer.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    'And they laughed at me when I said I was getting bigger boobs' - thought Post Op Pete.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Honourable mentions go to Alexmac and Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: ), but the winner for his mixture of humour, smut and smear is Arran with:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...

    Bloody crudders.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
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    Halfords new 'bra'jack' is tested for the first time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Dolly Dimples inherent disability did not prevent her from doubling up as a Yankee when required.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Mikey decided to buy a 4x4 as his wife was unable to get underneath to change the oil on this model.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Honourable mentions go to Alexmac and Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: ), but the winner for his mixture of humour, smut and smear is Arran with:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...

    Bloody crudders.

    Easy, I'm no cruddite. :lol:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Honourable mentions go to Alexmac and Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: ), but the winner for his mixture of humour, smut and smear is Arran with:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...

    Bloody crudders.

    Easy, I'm no cruddite. :lol:
    You can always aspire... :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Honourable mentions go to Alexmac and Matthew h (even if he can't ****ing spell my name properly :lol: ), but the winner for his mixture of humour, smut and smear is Arran with:
    arran77 wrote:
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.

    I suppose if you have enough shots you hit the target eventually :wink: Over to you 77...

    Bloody crudders.

    Easy, I'm no cruddite. :lol:
    You can always aspire... :mrgreen:

    Nahh, don't need too :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
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    Stark reminder to local hookers of the dangers from kerb crawlers.

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