The return of...Caption Competition

Stevo_666

Mccaria wrote:

Worldwide shortage of lycra forces radical change of team kit at Lance Armstrong's old cycling team.

Stevo_666

Roadie delegation fails to convince fashion police that they don't look like complete tools in lycra.

Stevo_666

Much hilarity ensues after Bottom Bracketeers sneak into Future HQ and insert extra clauses into the Mods' performance related pay plan.

GiantMike

Despite his showbiz connections, Graham Norton's little brother was never going to shine in the James Bond audition.

tlw1

Bruce Willis curls out a brown baby live on stage

pinno

Come in No.54, you're in the wrong sketch show.

AlexMac1973

When No 54 saw his rivals he could help think hello big boys!

AlexMac1973

At the Rolf Harris commemorative games all contestants were asked to brace themselves for glory.

Stevo_666

Pinno's steroid abuse came to an abrupt end when he realised that he was still left with a winkie like a chipolata.

Mccaria

So it is officially Monday (even using GMT) so the winner is :

Much as it pains me it is de rien for combining the petulance of a 10 year old with a dose of humour :

With a sheepish grin on his face,Giantmike felt this big on being caught out bending the 'Caption Competition' rules.[/quote]

GiantMike

Mccaria wrote:

So it is officially Monday (even using GMT) so the winner is :

Much as it pains me it is de rien for combining the petulance of a 10 year old with a dose of humour :

With a sheepish grin on his face,Giantmike felt this big on being caught out bending the 'Caption Competition' rules.

Fix!

Anyway, by letting de rien win you've delayed his use of the 'zinger' he's saving up.

Mccaria

You know GM, I was thinking just the same. Of course it does ratchet up the tension so that when he does finally unleash the zinger its going to have to be an absolute peach, otherwise I am guessing there will be a torrent of Pardew stylie abuse heading his way from the BB brotherhood.

arran77

I reckon the zinger's gonna fizzle out like a damp fart

de rien

The b1tch is back! 8)

GiantMike

de rien wrote:

The b1tch is back! 8)

Without a photo

de rien

Mccaria wrote:

You know GM, I was thinking just the same. Of course it does ratchet up the tension so that when he does finally unleash the zinger its going to have to be an absolute peach, otherwise I am guessing there will be a torrent of Pardew stylie abuse heading his way from the BB brotherhood.

I know some of you are pretty stupid on here, but you really think I'm going to admit to having used the 'zinger' unless it wins?

arran77

de rien wrote:

Mccaria wrote:

You know GM, I was thinking just the same. Of course it does ratchet up the tension so that when he does finally unleash the zinger its going to have to be an absolute peach, otherwise I am guessing there will be a torrent of Pardew stylie abuse heading his way from the BB brotherhood.

I know some of you are pretty stupid on here, but you really think I'm going to admit to having used the 'zinger' unless it wins?

Less chat, more pictures

Mccaria

I'm thinking it will have to be a bit like It's a Knock Out (but without the repeat sex offenders) where you have to play your joker before the event. So you will have to notify us that it is the Zinger ahead of judging. Any post victory declaration of the Zinger will be snubbed and hold you up to puerile ridicule.

Now, this is called Caption Competition for a reason. Get on with it

de rien

Winner on Thursday evening GMT, not Japanese time............... where's my friggin' diary

arran77

After a clamp down by Future Publishing, the Big Girls thread took a far more PC direction.

arran77

When a new comer arrived in town Piña's morning fag break became far more interesting.

de rien

Mccaria wrote:

I'm thinking it will have to be a bit like It's a Knock Out (but without the repeat sex offenders) where you have to play your joker before the event. So you will have to notify us that it is the Zinger ahead of judging. Any post victory declaration of the Zinger will be snubbed and hold you up to puerile ridicule.

Now, this is called Caption Competition for a reason. Get on with it

Oh yeah, because you'll all judge it on merit :roll: Due to GiantMike's shenanigans I'm afraid you're all starting to be tarred with the same brush. Think 'plebgate' for BB. In fact I've thought of the perfect term for it as GiantMike is involved........'plebgate'

arran77

Tracey soon regretted tipping a bucket of water over herself as it instantly froze and welded her firm to the ground.

arran77

Ugo's contribution to the Big Girls thread was not quite up to the standards set by Crunchytoes.

GiantMike

de rien wrote:

I know some of you are pretty stupid on here, but you really think I'm going to admit to having used the 'zinger' unless it wins?

Oh no, when you play the 'zinger' you have to call it. It's like a joker. Just different, but the same.

GiantMike

While Faye* signalled she was 'up for it' with the colour-coded buckets, Ugo* started the foreplay by lighting her pre-jiggy Rothmans.

*obviously different people to the ones you're thinking of

Mccaria

Janek and Aleksy failed to understand why she was so pissed off. They had followed the brief to the letter and built a classic Polish shower with hot and cold running water.

arran77

Józef and Oleg's 'we'll wash anything for a fiver' advertising campaign was already showing dividends.

arran77

Adrianna took her midwifes advice to not have hot baths during pregnancy to the extreme.

lakesluddite

Jens Voigt was determined his kids were going to grow up as hard as he was.. even starting before birth.