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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Told you we shouldn't have left the Coke can there.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Claire said "toe clips - how very 80's"
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Seanoconn discovered that mountain bike brakes were a lot better than road bike brakes.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After Piña discovered that riding a mountain bike was not as simple as first thought he was thankful that he had Seanoconn's fat arse to break his fall.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It takes a Crudder to answer the age old question 'should I wear a helmet when riding'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Seanoconn, Piña and GiantMike sit back and enjoy the fruits of their labour after they 'modify' Stevo's front brake.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    After Piña discovered that riding a mountain bike was not as simple as first thought he was thankful that he had Seanoconn's fat ars* to break his fall.
    I wish my @rse looked like that, I'd never leave home and would rig up some elaborate mirror system so I could admire my bottom all day :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Arran attempts a more aggressive entry, in the hope that his poor wife might actually feel something for a change.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Oooh look Sarah you can actually see the skid marks.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    So that's why they call him Skid Mark!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    My Mums Cola launch rival diet brand advert to lethargic female audience.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    The crudder was showing off to the road girls, but they knew they'd have the last laugh! He was just about to find out where they'd used the last of the superglue.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    1st Girl "I could do that"
    2nd Girl "So could I"
    1st Girl "So a threesome it is"


    PostScript

    3rd girl (the blonde one, for it is none other than Laura Trott) "His saddle is set way too low"
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    So that's why they call him Skid Mark!


    Hmmm?
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Cornerblock wrote:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    So that's why they call him Skid Mark!


    Hmmm?

    Plagiarism? Surely not :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Cruddite X Games attract capacity crowd.

    60-bike-fail.jpg
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    In the early days Danny MacAskill’s riding was somewhat less extreme.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    edited January 2014
    60-bike-fail.jpg

    "If our fannies were still as tight as his brakes, he'd be able to make us scream like that as well".
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    60-bike-fail.jpg


    Whatever it was he got up to in his spare time, Tom Daley could still attract the girls.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The girls knew they were in for a good time if he was able to get his c0ck up as much as his rear wheel.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Blonde Girl: Is the saying, 'the harder they fall, the bigger they are' really true :shock:
    Brunette Girls: No you daft b*tch it's the other way around :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    60-bike-fail.jpg

    After being twatted by the saddle on landing, he would be always known as 'Fizik Faced Fred'
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    All of a sudden there were 4 twats in the park.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    After Piña discovered that riding a mountain bike was not as simple as first thought he was thankful that he had Seanoconn's fat ars* to break his fall.
    I wish my @rse looked like that, I'd never leave home and would rig up some elaborate mirror system so I could admire my bottom all day :lol:


    Rule 5 violation.
  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    Plain clothes sniper practice progresses to moving targets, and proves a doddle.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    edited January 2014
    This wasn't what he'd had in mind when Piña set off to the park to feel a big tw@t.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    The girls looked on in amused bewilderment as Stevo, arran, Pina, de rien, GiantMike, Alex, cornerblock and all the other floppy tw@ts, took turns to try and recreate a crash that would leave them with a permanent erection.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    This new twist grip gear change design needs further refinement
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    60-bike-fail.jpg

    The main scene was in the can for Tom Daley's first film, 'Brokeback Mountainbike'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    *This is not an entry*

    Shhhh, don't scare him off but I think it's safe to say Aggie is back :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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