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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Have you PM'd him Loon?
    Aye min.

    Fine day fer a blether whilst we wait?

    Hoo's the een?
    Ah think ye mean 'foo's the een?' bit nae maetter, they're nae bad ken, seein' thon consultant quine thi wikk aifter next ken.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Punishments for talking faux Jock at last are aligned with the severity of the offence.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Nailed that parallel parking
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Punched Top Gear producer goes a step too far in his quest for revenge against Clarkson.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Someone call 911 Porsche prices are going through the roof.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    there's only one penalty for driving a pink porsche (actually it's the same as for driving a porsche)
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Pope defends God as not infallible as the nail from heaven didn't kill the Porsche driver
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dodgy companies claiming dubious emissions will be nailed by the eye in the sky.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Porsche lose their IP case in China so employ a more direct method to protect their company.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    That Porsche has a massive prick in it...nothing unusual about that!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    VTech's latest mod left this Porsche owner somewhat underwhelmed
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Proof that early model Targa’s were never a “real” Porsche anyway.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    With due reference to our long lost car loving poser, err poster, its over to Bally. Tally ho!
    Ballysmate wrote:
    VTech's latest mod left this Porsche owner somewhat underwhelmed

    And now its back to nailing down the felt on the porch roof, Mick having completely failed to do as asked.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Ta muchly. Here goes then.

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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Chrissie Hynde denies suggestions that cosmetic surgery has ruined her appearance.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Seano makes a surprise reappearance in Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Wherever we go i'm just the talk of the town.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “You’re hired” alluded Stevo as his Harveyesk employment proposal met with silence which Stevo took as consent
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Man U fans wait for the start of the Premiership
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    You'd be amazed what a bottle of wine and some new glasses will get you,it's been ages since i splashed out on a nice pair.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Frank Wilson introduces his only friend to the world.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Clive Woodward enjoys coaching women's rugby.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno finds the answer to those long lonely days at PPP.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    John was furious on discovering that once again his Dad hadn't cleaned up after borrowing "Anal Annie".
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Crystal and Walter prepare to share the news about their new book Fifty Shakes of Goodness.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Yes I know there's an age-gap, but we don't care.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    After just one hour in BB Christine was found like this.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Man City steps up its drive to attract more female supporters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Stepford wives now in stock at Poundland
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Wilma's just had a bit of shock, she's only just found out that Trump has become president and some of her parts are Mexican.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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