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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Santa Fe High School reunion, although some people couldn't make it this year.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Travelodge normally insist on only three people per room, but this time they decided not to argue the point.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    When Cletus innocently asked his sons to "Shoot up the town and get us a loaf of bread" they took him a little too literally.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo's in laws rock up in Bromley for the return visit. Feel the need to protect themselves as it is the wild west out there.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    coopster and gnome pose with their idiotengruppe shortly before i open the valve on the co cylinder
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    and then the cellar was filled with concrete
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even the Catholic Church signed up to the latest advert stating why contraception is a great thing in the US
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    I was expecting something about a gang of caption competitors forming a posse to press for a winner.

    However, without further ado, the winner Orraloon with this:
    orraloon wrote:
    Whose turn is it for the school run?

    Over you mate.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    GAFMO Leftieloon...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    A pleasant surprise this grey damp Thursday morning, I theng yew.

    A quick peruse of the old picture library threw up (literally) this one

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    but they're just being silly.

    So, with due deference to the conservative sensibilities of a segment of the BB crew, try this altogether lighter topic

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Lib Dems organise a gathering to prove that they're not all beardy weirdys.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Things get a bit heated over in Commuting Chat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Look mummy, a big bell end with cheese on it.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Brexiteers show their banging dance moves.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    leader of the 'kipper cheese dancers realises he's caught the eye of liz truss, tonight he'll be tasting her goat's
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Dstev's cut price cycle clothing didn't turn out to be exactly what he was expecting.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    florerider wrote:
    Brexiteers show their banging dance moves.

    :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Daddy? Why do Morris Dancers where bells on their legs?

    Because they're c.unts son.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    After a small flurry of cheesy bellends this one died a lingering death just when it seemed we were on a roll. Metaphor for UK's collective prospects mayhap?

    I once had a guy worked for me who turned out to be a Morris-man, and yes he was a serious weirdo... (Then there was the other one who got through his interviews undetected then on day 1 work turned up with the crucifix in the lapel... Xxxx me, I hated managing teams)

    Liking the sonic ref, the chalice passes therefore to

    florerider wrote:
    Brexiteers show their banging dance moves.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Have you PM'd him Loon?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Pinno wrote:
    Have you PM'd him Loon?
    Aye min.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    orraloon wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Have you PM'd him Loon?
    Aye min.

    Fine day fer a blether whilst we wait?

    Hoo's the een?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    These part time posters :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Here we go at last.

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    Winner next Tuesday
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I used to like Porsches but that one looks a bit tacky.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Even tree huggers began to think that the 'on the spot' penalties for failing emissions tests were a bit harsh.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    May cracked a stiffy in the test motor, much to the amusement of Clarkson and the other cnut.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    When I told you to "nail it" on the test drive I think we were at cross purposes.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    The Shamen might have it that 'Es Are Good' but not it seems here.

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