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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I really wanted to give it to Ballysmate for his very topical Judophobic reference but for sheer persistence and because it made me laugh I'm handing it back to Stevo for this.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    In a desperate attempt to grab power, Labour offer free monster dildos to all women voters.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    You're a man of good taste Shortfall :) Will come up with something (un)suitable this evening...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Right, here you go.

    Jan_2016_Caption_comp.jpg

    Results when I'm back from oop North.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Rhyll town council open up yet another leisure centre.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    {What is it with Stevo and sheep?].
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    in latest plan to solve irish border problem, david davis demonstrates self-loading sheep slinger
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Sitting duck for a deviant.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "..and let that be a lesson to you!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Swinger's parties are different in the countryside.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    And this, boys and girls, is how a Frenched Rack of Lamb is made.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "In future, read the F*****G manual first!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    And this one we call Theresa as it symbolises the UK's Brexit negotiating position.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    You're not pulling the wool over my eyes.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Megan Markles wedding outfit provided much mirth amongst the staff at Windsor.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    it dawns on boris that the fancy dress invitation may have been a cruel ruse
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    I wish now that we'd had a visit from Banksy rather than invite that Tracey Emin.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Travelling brothel,welsh style.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Time gentlemen please...the winner of this round shockingly is:-
    Pinno wrote:
    Rhyll town council open up yet another leisure centre.

    All yours Mr. P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Cheers ta, i'm on the case...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Winner when it fizzles out:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    tooting popular front infiltrated by branch davidians
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Cake Stop remainers finally realise that whinging about Brexit and slagging off the Tories won't actually stop Brexit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Whose turn is it for the school run?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    The new government 'meet and greet illegal immigrants' squad gets ready for its first patrol.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey kids we will count to 10 and then start shooting
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    last photo of local nra chapter before my claymore exposed the futility of fat fools with guns
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Watch where you're waving that thing, you'll have someones eye out!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Guns don't kill people. F-wits with guns kill people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Communters tool up for a visit to Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    What you get for going into a Redneck bar and shouting "shots for everyone."

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