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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    ....and then I had his dog shot.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I wish I wasn't so fat None of the kids had arms long enough to give me a reach around.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I wish I wasn't so fat None of the kids had arms long enough to give me a reach around.

    I feel so bad for laughing out loud at that!!!!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    "If you're happy and you know it say it wasn't me"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    "...and another thing, right, get this, there's this character goes by the name of Frank Wilson right, keeps going on about bummin' and kn0bs and things, like it was the 1960s or something."
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    https://youtu.be/zIU4-PWRyw4?t=165
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    JT: I'm so happy, i feel just like a 12 year old Cyril.

    CS: Me too, but I know where I can get one.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    JT. How do you like your wines?
    CS. Same as I like my boys, 8 years old and locked in a cellar.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hey Jezz you still got that squirrel you carry in your pocket,haha nice one Cyril.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Then Gary Glitter was playing mommy in mommies and daddies when he said " come over here and suck moms c0ck"!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    I think it's time to call time on this one. Quite a few good ones, but for sheer immaturity and potential to offend the right on PC brigade, the winner is Shortfall with this one:-
    Shortfall wrote:
    I'll tell you what Cyril, that Frank Wilson from Cake Stop has a point. It left sh.it all over my bell end.

    Take it away Shorty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Stevo
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    JC unveils his latest shadow cabinet member.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    In a desperate attempt to grab power, Labour offer free monster dildos to all women voters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And the large vegetable is the bookies favourite to win the next election
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    stevo, bend over and let me shove this up your gaping tory ar5ehole.;-)
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    And then I said, 'open wide, Diane'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    That's not a marrow. That's a marrow.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    JC finally appoints a Shadow Chancellor with a better grasp of economics than John McDonnell.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Orraloon finally reveals his true identity on BR.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    "I blame the fcuking Jews for me not winning the best marrow at this years Notting Hill Allotment Association's competition.
    It's a Zionist conspiracy!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "I blame the fcuking Jews for me not winning the best marrow at this years Notting Hill Allotment Association's competition.
    It's a Zionist conspiracy!"

    There's more to you than meets the eye Bally.
    [Not much more :wink: ]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    ...and this is what you'll all be eating if I get into Number 10.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "I blame the fcuking Jews for me not winning the best marrow at this years Notting Hill Allotment Association's competition.
    It's a Zionist conspiracy!"

    There's more to you than meets the eye Bally.
    [Not much more :wink: ]

    Here's me trying to hide my talents under a bushel. :lol:
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    woman misses and bites end off corbin's marrow, creepy guy smirks
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    ...and you have to be this clever to vote for me...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Anne Summers can't hide her scepticism as Jeremy reveals his rival "organic range" of dildos.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    parasitic marrow brexitus fuckwiticus poses with host, only the external fruiting body is visible, the parasite has already replaced the host's cerebral cortex, leaving only the lower functions intact to maintain nutrient supply and mobility
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The guys are working out who will have either end of the double ended didlo made by the owners of West Ham FC.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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