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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    _Jon_ wrote:
    Winner is......
    orraloon wrote:
    Charlie gets ready to introduce Prince Albert to Meghan Markle
    I suppose we're at least being consistent in awarding the winners :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Oh hello. Eh theng yew. Back when I find something.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Edited. Exercising my winner's prerogative given the null response so far and ditching the piggy in favour of several.

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    Current affairs are great eh?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    'Thank f*** we're up against a bunch of leftie losers.'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Boris is quietly hoping for threesome action in the Parliament broom cupboard just after sessions.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    "All I said was piccaninnies and something about watermelon smiles".
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Boris fondly remembered the last time he'd seen Theresa sporting a pearl necklace.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    as they head to the vets, boris remains blissfully unaware of his fate
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite epic and biblical errors by us all Prime Minister we are still ahead in the polls.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Boris thinks "Pater put up with less detestable things on I'm a celeb".
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2018
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    You can't touch this
    You can't touch this
    You can't touch this (Jezza Corbyn)
    You can't touch this (jezza Corbyn)
    My-swivel eyed nutjob policies makes me so hard makes Rees Mogg say oh my Lord
    Thank you for blessing me with luck to fuck up and still keep my seat
    That's so good when you know you're me
    A super dope richboy from Eaton
    And I'm known as such
    And this is a beat uh u can't touch
    I told you labourleader u can't touch this
    Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
    Look in my eyes Corbyn u can't touch this
    You know let me bust every major policy u can't touch this
    Fresh new disasters and own goals
    You got it like that now you know the public will still vote Tory
    So move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl and catch this beat
    While it's…
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    One down, two to go
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    This one stalled pretty quickly. Nothing much to be said then about Rudd, May and Johnson.

    While taxman666 may be very right, unfortunately, the award of the winner's laurel has to go, for sheer effort at very least, to
    Slowmart wrote:
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    You can't touch this
    You can't touch this
    You can't touch this (Jezza Corbyn)
    You can't touch this (jezza Corbyn)
    My-swivel eyed nutjob policies makes me so hard makes Rees Mogg say oh my Lord
    Thank you for blessing me with luck to fark up and still keep my seat
    That's so good when you know you're me
    A super dope richboy from Eaton
    And I'm known as such
    And this is a beat uh u can't touch
    I told you labourleader u can't touch this
    Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
    Look in my eyes Corbyn u can't touch this
    You know let me bust every major policy u can't touch this
    Fresh new disasters and own goals
    You got it like that now you know the public will still vote Tory
    So move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl and catch this beat
    While it's…
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Yay! But why oh why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    GAFMO, or it's traditional to give it to the runner up after 24 hours...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    C'mon slow by moniker slow by nature, don't time out and let a taxdodger get it!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    orraloon wrote:
    C'mon slow by moniker slow by nature, don't time out and let a taxdodger get it!
    24 hours is up, hand it over lawnmower man.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sorry guys , I’m away and having trouble loading an image by I phone after the changes to copyright
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Ah well, winner defeated by technology. Sad, as Trumpy would say.

    Guess that means the taxman takes it by default. So over to you, you right wing nutjob you :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    orraloon wrote:
    Ah well, winner defeated by technology. Sad, as Trumpy would say.

    Guess that means the taxman takes it by default. So over to you, you right wing nutjob you :wink:
    Cheer Leftieloon :wink:

    Time to turn the right on tide, let's have a caption comp that celebrates the Lib Dims best known moments :D

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    Results sometime next week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    "Imagine it's 2018 and Donald Trump is President of the United States"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hey Cyril, I've got some pictures of the kids if you want to see them
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    So Jeremy, has this Norman fella got a kid brother I might be interested in?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The relief of the rest of the passengers is palpable when the fat bastard takes his seat next to somebody else.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Well Cyril, Norman only bit the pillow, looks like you ate the fecker!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I'll tell you what Cyril, that Frank Wilson from Cake Stop has a point. It left sh.it all over my bell end.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Mabel's plan to shag her way up the career ladder hit a snag when she overheard them discussing their sexual preferences.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Joint memories from last week party at Jimmy Savilles brings joy to two politicians
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Get your school boy shorts on Jezza and let’s go for a bit of role play in the loos
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "So I said pass me another boy, this one's split".

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