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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    I like melons, though this isn’t what I ordered
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Sergei regretted buying a melon from that Russian fruit stall in Salisbury.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Where the heck has that Bez got too now? i'm pissed in my melon man.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Capt Slog wrote:
    In his dream, Jim was going down on Gemma Collins.

    winner

    over to you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    Because i didn't know. :mrgreen:

    I'll sort out a picture presently.

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    The older I get, the better I was.

  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    ACME were pleasantly surprised by the effectiveness of their anti-theft deterrent
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Bracketeers sabotage TLW's Paris-Roubaix single speed.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Fixie gets what it deserves.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Mechanical doping, Scottish style.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    a deep clean for stevo's bike after parking outside pinno's pop-up brothel
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I did warn you not to expose carbon fibre to sunlight.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    According to Road Beginners, this is what Fairy Liquid can do to your bike.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Fear of rain damage lends to extreme measures
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    As entries dried up last week I'll declare it
    _Jon_ wrote:
    I did warn you not to expose carbon fibre to sunlight.

    My own caption would have been "The Velominati REALLY hate frame mounted pumps."

    But is actually an anti-theft device, a bike alarm that uses a shotgun cartridge (a blank) which goes off when you try to move the bike! Literally a 'one-shot' deterrent.

    Over to you _Jon_


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Thank you Mr Slog.

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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Brenda and Phil were really looking forward to Charles's annual "white-eared elephant" display, unlike Beatrice and Andy, who preferred Edward's "last turkey in the shop".
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Look Phillip, it's like a penis only smaller.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Family on benefits welcome the arrival of another child. Happily HMRC confirm there's no limit to how many children you can claim for.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Philip, I hear the dicks really do fall off the stupid ones.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I asked him if he had "read Marx?" he's now looking for Camilla's lipstick on his flies.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Phil the Greek " Charlie, stop playing with your c0ck. You have valets to do that for you"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Charles "are the skids on? I hope they play 'into the valet'"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
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    Prince Charles gets so bored waiting for the caption comp to be judged that he starts fiddling with his knob.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oh God Philip, your son is masturbating again in public while looking at the picture of my mother
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don't worry dear, If that crude American Trump grabs your pussy I'll ask one of the butlers to flog him
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Charlie gets ready to introduce Prince Albert to Meghan Markle
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Can't find his dick with both hands, but apparently he's next in line for one's throne.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Winner is......
    orraloon wrote:
    Charlie gets ready to introduce Prince Albert to Meghan Markle
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    come on! what are we waiting for! grumble, moan, etc.
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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