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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    No! No! That's not what it means when people say, 'Get into the box'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Reaction is mixed as John Terry asks for volunteers to give him a half time massage.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Somehow modern day streaking had lost its appeal since the days of Erica Roe
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Slowmart wrote:
    Somehow modern day streaking had lost its appeal since the days of Erica Roe

    The #Metoo has even had an effect streaking as they feel they should no longer get their t1ts out.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Aguero's sister is spotted practising for her nude diversion tactics ahead of tonight's game.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    A 3 foot Oompa loompa escapes from the Chocolate factory after Willy tries putting about his namesake.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    truncheon or not, nina didn't want to find out the hard way
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    MF's desperation spills out at a local Cardiff City game.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Want a free ticket to see City, luv?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The initiative to get more women into football steps up a gear.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    This one limped to a full page after a slow start; I feared people had been put off by taxdodger's mini hissy fit. I dunno, if someone half a world away can get it...

    Anyway, the random bottle spin of fate settles on the sunny segment
    sungod wrote:
    truncheon or not, nina didn't want to find out the hard way
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Yeah come on. It was a decent winning entry for a change as well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ok ok, lemme give it some thought worthy of the audience
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    drunk-and-rowdy-is-the-way-to-be-21.jpg
    those last bits of melon are so hard to reach
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Dave decided that Melon would improve his complexion and increase his chances of landing a decent munter.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    MF's holiday snaps leak on the internet.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    A day of looking at headstones left Stevo only one choice and that was to head for the beach.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Gosh, you really are a sun god.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Locals tried an alternative method of keeping a beached whale hydrated.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hoppy's surfing holiday pics come back from Truprint.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2018
    Mike Ashley nearly drowns at the latest board meeting
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Unlike BA, the excelsior magic carpet hire service came with free drinks, food and 120kg's of 'baggage'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    ビーチの太ったクジラ、私のハープーンはどうですか？
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Proof that fruit isn't that healthy after all.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Veronese pulled out all the stops for his Hawaii themed birthday beach party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Hopkin B’s first foray into triathlon cut tragically short when he failed to exit the first transition zone.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Moments later, after mistaking him for a Whale, Greenpeace attempted to rescue Jack by returning him to the sea.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    In his dream, Jim was going down on Gemma Collins.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Sungod relaxes on the beach in Lanzarote after a hard days bike riding.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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