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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Such an unexpected honour.
    Here goes then.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "Ant, stop driving like a tw@t - you really should have stuck to 8 pints."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I don't know what they were complaining about, your driving is so much better after a few pints. Must be a Northern thing.

    Now, if you could just get it out of reverse......
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I don't know, addicted to drugs and alcohol, split with my wife, this time next year it'll probably be Mel and Sue's Saturday night takeaway, and I'm heading straight for that tree.

    Could be worse though, I heard some guy in Australia rubbed sandpaper on his balls.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,223
    Nothing can stop us now
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Car Share without Peter Kay ain't all that.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I told you it wasn’t that bad, I only killed the 8 year old girl but her 5 friends survived.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Like Brexit, disaster for the occupants was waiting around the corner
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Nick "Loophole" Freeman is on speed dial by another northern drug dependant celebutard
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    We could get that jocular celebrity ballroom dancer to stand in for you. If you say "Anton Du Beke's Saturday Night Takeaway", quickly enough, the viewers probably won't notice!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Quickly Ant, get down that Bromley, I hear Stevo is in the market for a new motor.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    I'm a celebrity, get me out of this ****ing car.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The parallels between dysfunctional driving with unintended but foreseeable and dire consequences was soon playing out for Britain.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "....there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home..."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    'Ant, I'm not convinced we should be going out on the lash at 7am'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,223
    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    :)
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Let's see now, he had a sherry before lunch, we had a bottle of wine and I only had a glass, then there was the liqueur after...........oh sh1t!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Cool. Bad taste wins again. Nice finale to a sunny work day, first in goodness knows how long.

    See what this one brings out?

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,223
    Come here for your #metoo moment
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    Didn't get that. Looney, can you explain?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    Didn't get that. Looney, can you explain?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43627463
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Let's hope Stevo is quicker on his bike than he is with current affairs.... :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No love, I know it's awful but you have to watch the rest of the match to the final whistle.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    Didn't get that. Looney, can you explain?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43627463
    No wonder I didn't get it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    Didn't get that. Looney, can you explain?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43627463
    No wonder I didn't get it.
    Do keep up. Sheesh, even I got that reference!
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As it seems to have dried up, over to Orraloon for his very up to date entry.
    Now get on with it!

    orraloon wrote:
    'kin hell Ant, we're on the wrong side of the M62.

    (Wot, too soon, poor taste?)
    Didn't get that. Looney, can you explain?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43627463
    No wonder I didn't get it.
    Do keep up. Sheesh, even I got that reference!
    If you want to read random UK news that's your call.

    Still obscure shyte.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The real reason that the Wolves manager raced onto the pitch before shaking Warnock's hand. He was chasing a bit of fanny.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Latest iPhone in high demand.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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