The return of...Caption Competition
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One way or another, Heather Mills was determined to make it onto the Winter Paralympic Team.0
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so how did you convince the fat bird to humiliate herself on the sledge?
Piece of cake..................... (sorry)0 -
matthew h wrote:so how did you convince the fat bird to humiliate herself on the sledge?
Piece of cake..................... (sorry)
Jamaica Cake? No, I bought it!
Scott S40 Speedster
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:0 -
Ryanair's new baggage rules and seat regs' for fatties, called for Tracy to rethink her holiday transport.0
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The new rules on nudity in Bottom Bracket upset some members who sent a representative to personally hand deliver a petition started by pinarello001."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I've never liked the Astana kit
I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
SloppySchleckonds wrote:I've never liked the Astana kit
The idea is to win and then post a pic'. GiantMike will be along soon with the rule violation number.
Moving on....
Pamela would later need a large tub of lip balm for her other cracked lips.0 -
Post op, Eddy the Eagle is disappointed to finish last in the luge competition.
From here on Eddy prefers to be known as Florence the Falcon.........0 -
In later life frostbite would ensure Sandra's kids had to be bottle fed.0
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Caption Comp Rules can be found here:SloppySchleckonds wrote:I've never liked the Astana kit
BRCC Rules
p.s. good snitching De Rien0 -
GiantMike wrote:
Caption Comp Rules can be found here:SloppySchleckonds wrote:I've never liked the Astana kit
BRCC Rules
p.s. good snitching De Rien
I'm well trained.0 -
Having enjoyed 'Strictly..' Vanessa Feltz went into training for Dancing on Ice.0
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Failure of the weigh-in at the Swiss branch of Weight Watchers was humiliating.0
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RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...
In equal 3rd place:
andAlexMac1973 wrote:Due to a clerical error at the job centre, Sheila's application to become a tobacconist got mixed up with those for a tobogganist.
Very narrowly beaten into second place (by the width of his c0ck):de rien wrote:Having enjoyed 'Strictly..' Vanessa Feltz went into training for Dancing on Ice.
But a worthy winner, mixing British sporting failure with transgender social commentarran77 wrote:GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.
Over to you Mccaria......Mccaria wrote:Post op, Eddy the Eagle is disappointed to finish last in the luge competition.
From here on Eddy prefers to be known as Florence the Falcon.........
RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...0 -
Fix!0
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Is that a broken clavicle Mr big Mikey? Yours by any chance?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Thank you very much. Let's go for a Monday night judgement day.0 -
Yep. Broke in in May 13. It's titanium plated now and it still aches.pinarello001 wrote:Is that a broken clavicle Mr big Mikey? Yours by any chance?0 -
Ladies loved the way http://www.sexyhunkbingo.com called their numbers.0
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Guests at Nigella's party quickly realised she'd confused cake mix for coke mix.0
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'Joey' was sure he'd win the best behaved budgie award0
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Despite strong evidence to the contrary, body-builders deny link between steroids and baldness.0
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GiantMike wrote:RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...
In equal 3rd place:
andAlexMac1973 wrote:Due to a clerical error at the job centre, Sheila's application to become a tobacconist got mixed up with those for a tobogganist.
Very narrowly beaten into second place (by the width of his c0ck):de rien wrote:Having enjoyed 'Strictly..' Vanessa Feltz went into training for Dancing on Ice.
But a worthy winner, mixing British sporting failure with transgender social commentarran77 wrote:GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.
Over to you Mccaria......Mccaria wrote:Post op, Eddy the Eagle is disappointed to finish last in the luge competition.
From here on Eddy prefers to be known as Florence the Falcon.........
RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...
Hold up, hold up. Point of order!!! You wrote this...GiantMike wrote:Oh my, what a great way to start 2014. Officially the funniest person in the world*
* By 'world' I mean small pool of internet idiots, by 'funniest' I mean paid the most to the judge, by 'person' I mean superhero.
Get your funnies out for this beauty. Voting on Friday sometime.
Sorry if it's your wife/girlfriend.
FRIDAY, FRIDAAAAAAAY!! Not Thursday. I've been duped and cheated out of my 'double'. I was saving my fuckin' coup de grâce 'til the end. Mugabe gets away with less than this FFS.
I strongly suggest that Rule 4, which was probably a rule to nullify this form of cheating but probably removed after lengthy 'discussions' (snigger, snigger) with Mccaria be reinstigated forthwith.0 -
I've got one of the old school garage/girl type calendars if its any use
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Come on then de rien, share this zinger you were saving up.
I deny any collusion with Giant Mike and can only reiterate that it was a fair fight, played in good spirit and it was a game of two halves, only the second half was slightly shorter than it was supposed to be ......0 -
Mccaria wrote:Come on then de rien, share this zinger you were saving up.
I deny any collusion with Giant Mike and can only reiterate that it was a fair fight, played in good spirit and it was a game of two halves, only the second half was slightly shorter than it was supposed to be ......
Unlike a man united game!0 -
At the TT team's press photo-call, no-one noticed that the little chap had been assigned the wrong size bike.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Mccaria wrote:Come on then de rien, share this zinger you were saving up.
I deny any collusion with Giant Mike and can only reiterate that it was a fair fight, played in good spirit and it was a game of two halves, only the second half was slightly shorter than it was supposed to be ......
I'll keep my powder dry for now. It's a work of genius to be later deployed unless, of course, the voting is rigged again.0
