The return of...Caption Competition

seanoconn

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Mrs pinarello001 is a surprise entry in the naked sledging event at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

I feel like slagging this poor attempt as I'm grumpy this morning but I won't as its you arran.

RULE VIOLATION: Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.

Nobody likes Arran not being funny, but have the class to not complain about it

Sorry, I had a look for the rules but couldn't remember what page they were on.

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

Sales of helmets amongst winter sports enthusiasts rocketed in the wake of Michael Schumacher's accident.

Bugger, I had a better Schumacher caption but was too busy slagging you off.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Mrs pinarello001 is a surprise entry in the naked sledging event at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

I feel like slagging this poor attempt as I'm grumpy this morning but I won't as its you arran.

RULE VIOLATION: Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.

Nobody likes Arran not being funny, but have the class to not complain about it

Sorry, I had a look for the rules but couldn't remember what page they were on.

This is Bottom Bracket, there are no rules :twisted:

If you're not careful this place will soon be Commuting Chat

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Sales of helmets amongst winter sports enthusiasts rocketed in the wake of Michael Schumacher's accident.

Bugger, I had a better Schumacher caption but was too busy slagging you off.

Umpire, he's commenting on entries again, ban him

Everyone knows he less funny than me anyway :P

seanoconn

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

slowmart

Ethel heading for a oblivion had only one chance, Wopping her left tit out as a brake.

GiantMike

arran77 wrote:

See, I said you weren't funny :P

You're THAT* close to a ban fella!

*imagine me holding my fingers really close together, as if I was indicating the size of your c0ck.

seanoconn

GiantMike wrote:

arran77 wrote:

See, I said you weren't funny :P

You're THAT* close to a ban fella!

*imagine me holding my fingers really close together, as if I was indicating the size of your c0ck.

I can. Your fingers are almost touching

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

arran77 wrote:

See, I said you weren't funny :P

You're THAT* close to a ban fella!

*imagine me holding my fingers really close together, as if I was indicating the size of your c0ck.

I can. Your fingers are almost touching

Will you two perverts stop imagining my c0ck please and try to be funny in future :P

arran77

GiantMike wrote:

GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round arse first at the last moment.

BTW, I very much doubt this is going to win

seanoconn

The Isle of Man's sole entry at this years Winter Olympics, denies rumours of over indulgence as his lead-out Reindeer abandon mid race, citing exhaustion.

de rien

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

+1

Quote from my Dad.... "It's a fuckin' 'caption competition' not a 'chapter competition".

de rien

arran77 wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.

BTW, I very much doubt this is going to win

I'm certain it won't.

arran77

de rien wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

GiantMike's wife decides that the only way that his minuscule pecker is going to even vaguely satisfy her is if she hurtles towards it at break neck speed and then spins round ars* first at the last moment.

BTW, I very much doubt this is going to win

I'm certain it won't.

Still it's funnier than anything Sean will ever come up with :P

seanoconn

de rien wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

+1

Quote from my Dad.... "It's a fuckin' 'caption competition' not a 'chapter competition".

Quote from my Dad...... Shut up!

He didn't really say that, he's quite nice. BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 100 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds thumb and forefinger close together, indicating the size of arran's c0ck.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

de rien wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

+1

Quote from my Dad.... "It's a fuckin' 'caption competition' not a 'chapter competition".

Quote from my Dad...... Shut up!

He didn't really say that, he's quite nice. BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 100 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds thumb and forefinger close together, indicating the size of arran's c0ck.

You really are obsessed with my c0ck aren't you Womble :P

de rien

seanoconn wrote:

de rien wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

+1

Quote from my Dad.... "It's a fuckin' 'caption competition' not a 'chapter competition".

Quote from my Dad...... Shut up!

He didn't really say that, he's quite nice. BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 100 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds thumb and forefinger close together, indicating the size of arran's c0ck.

Well, as the quote is from my Dad, and my Dad is Aggieboy, I reckon it's within the rules.
BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 4,000 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds hands wide apart, indicating the size of Aggie's c0ck.

arran77

de rien wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

de rien wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

In light of International criticism, the Japanese have decided all Whales will be given a sporting chance and entered in 'Winter Ninja Warrior' The winner will be presented with the 'Golden Harpoon' and in order not to shame their family, will be expected to perform Seppuku, for an honourable death.

See, I said you weren't funny :P

+1

Quote from my Dad.... "It's a fuckin' 'caption competition' not a 'chapter competition".

Quote from my Dad...... Shut up!

He didn't really say that, he's quite nice. BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 100 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds thumb and forefinger close together, indicating the size of arran's c0ck.

Well, as the quote is from my Dad, and my Dad is Aggieboy, I reckon it's within the rules.
BTW, it's against the rules to abuse the most respected member of BB till you have 4,000 posts under your belt. You're *this close mister!

*Holds hands wide apart, indicating the size of Aggie's c0ck.

That told you womble!

Pituophis

Performance enhancing pies were suspected when Vera reached 86 mph in the free style tobogganing

Pituophis

Vera's skin suit seemed a bit baggy, but what the hell!

Yellow Peril

People question whether Rapha's minimalist kit technology has gone too far

Yellow Peril

Di Luca spotted winter training and clenbutorol free

pinno

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Mrs pinarello001 is a surprise entry in the naked sledging event at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

I feel like slagging this poor attempt as I'm grumpy this morning but I won't as its you arran.

RULE VIOLATION: Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.

Nobody likes Arran not being funny, but have the class to not complain about it

F*ck off.

pinno

Mrs Pinarello's attempt at gaining noteriety by "any means" only resulted in a trip to the 'funny farm' for the weekend.
Mr Pinarello thought he was going deaf until he realised she was gone.

pinno

Claire Baldings's new partner was determined not to be outdone by her sporty wife.

pinno

GT Arrowheads mum took this unusual plunge into a winter alpine Red Bull rampage, hell bent on being 'satisfied'.

Alas the crudders little pointy things weren't up to the job and she had to resort to Nelsons Column

AlexMac1973

Due to a clerical error at the job centre, Sheila's application to become a tobacconist got mixed up with those for a tobogganist.

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

GT Arrowheads mum took this unusual plunge into a winter alpine Red Bull rampage, hell bent on being 'satisfied'.

Alas the crudders little pointy things weren't up to the job and she had to resort to Nelsons Column

AlexMac1973

Mrs Mac couldn't help think she was slightly over dressed for the inaugural BB big girls downhill challenge.