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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,390
    Rolf found that asking kids to stand in custard was not going down well with the audience.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Can you tell what it is yet? I'll give you a clue, it's the same place they sent Stuart Hall.
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    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    matthew h wrote:
    Rolf morphs into a pedo live on stage
    Wasn't morph Tony Hart?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Rolf morphs into a pedo live on stage
    Wasn't morph Tony Hart?

    erm good point well made :oops: - in my defence I was only a kid, in Rolfs situation that is the case for the prosecution
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Rolf amazes the audience with his interpretation of Loretto's "Venus and Cupid" as Harris's "Penis and You Kid"
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    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    edited January 2014
    After Rolf is contracted to paint Tour winners bike's yellow, Sky pick a team leader without kids for 2013.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Once the crowd had gone, Rolf had decide to finish off with a few strokes from the little boy.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    All together now, 'Two little boys had two little toys'.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Painting is mostly orange and black, I'll soon be emptying my sack
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    "After I've finished this painting, how do you fancy blowing my didgeridoo, little fella?"
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Rolf suddenly felt uneasy agreeing to paint in front of the staff and children of the Paediatric Psychology Department at Great Ormond Street Hospital.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Can you guess what it is yet? Yeah, that's right, it's a bloody Yew Tree.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When he'd finished painting kangaroos, Rolf planned to hop into Joey's pouch.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When he'd finished painting kangaroos, Rolf planned to take little Bruce 'Down Under'.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Jim fixed it for little Bruce to have a celebrity birthday BBQ. As soon a Glitter arrived he'd help Rolfie with the spit roast.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Having written his letter to Jimmy, Rolf wasn't too surprised that Jim had fixed it.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Well, after deliberating for erm, seconds, the judges pick

    de rien with

    Once the crowd had gone, Rolf had decide to finish off with a few strokes from the little boy.

    The baton is passed to you.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Fix
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    It's an honour, thanks.
    GiantMike wrote:
    Fix
    “Never, never, never give up.”
    ― Winston Churchill




    Onward. Result to be announced Tuesday evening.......

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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Sculptor Antony Gormley unveils his new bike rack
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    "You can stop the mouth to mouth Sharon. Rigor mortis has set in where I'm working"
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Only one sister had really being paying attention on the life savers course.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    The Cheeky Girls play out their version of the classic pub game "suck and blow"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,390
    Seano's attempt to feign drowning and get some attention from the girls school swimming class went far better than he had anticipated.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    The girls' inflatable man-raft was almost ready - they just needed to extend the mast a bit more.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    The bay watch we dreamed about
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Dolphin in man suit found on beach by local twins Suk Mi & Suk Yu.
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    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    How did we end up using you as a prayer mat?
    I'll tell you later, just keep facing mecca!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Sheila: He must have been under for quite a while. I'm getting a lot of fluid at this end.

    Other Sheila: Me too!
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Nice ring

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