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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    One more shot then it's onto the pickled eggs - I'll show 'em I'm the real Superman!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    Superman realised he hadn't been invited to the Blue Oyster Bar to save the innocent.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After being tormented by Stevo and Arran, Sean the cottaging womble drowns his Lycra clad sorrows.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Just keep out the way i'm not taking any kryp tonite"
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Superman hated going 'on a bender' with The Invisible Man. The cheap ponce made a Leffe last all night.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Like everyone else in the bar,on reaching the grand age of 50, Superman joins seanoconn in another drink and mutual awareness that it is all downhill from here with Viagra and contributing to the "I've still got it thread" a major feature in their diminishing lives. :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    One year on, Bradley still struggles to come to terms with his new found status.

    (Although I have to say Giant Mike should have it in the bag, loved the Invisible Man joke - hadn't even noticed the half drunk Leffe til then)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,777
    Slowmart wrote:
    Like everyone else in the bar,on reaching the grand age of 50, Superman joins seanoconn in another drink and mutual awareness that it is all downhill from here with Viagra and contributing to the "I've still got it thread" a major feature in their diminishing lives. :wink:
    Is it too early to announce last place? :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Superman drinks to avoid the inane conversation from the commuters Christmas party
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The Man of Steel turned to drink after being superseded by The Man of Aluminium and then The Man of Carbon Fibre.
    He was on the scrap heap.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Is it a bird? Is it it a plane? No it's Barman!
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    "Come on, come on!.....I hope this Rohipnol dissolves before Lois comes back from the ladies room!"
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Pah!, thought Clark as he was thinking about how he hated Wolverine, At least I'm Man of Steel and not made up of AdamAntium that's from the crushed bone of a 70's new romantic.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Man next to Superman disappears after being offered a stiff one.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Man Of Steel turns into Man Of Stella.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    What's the S for asked beardy? F0ck off said Clark.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,605
    Who won and where tf is the next pic?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,777
    Sorry, I was thinking it was Monday for some reason.

    Very tough decision as always apart from slowmart finishing a distant last.

    Ballysmate pips GiantMike at the post with the excellent "The Man of Steel turned to drink after being superseded by The Man of Aluminium and then The Man of Carbon Fibre.
    He was on the scrap heap."

    Over to you Bally.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    'Tis such an unexpected honour. Out all yesterday so apologies for tardiness.
    Well here goes, see what you make of this.

    56L0_K.jpg


    Result Saturday night.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
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    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    and can chosen child number 2 please step onto the stage
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Deleted

    too funny?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Rolf's groupies allegedly offered their children and grandchildren as subjects for Rolf's art.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    "This paint is too young to stick to my brush" ....... allegedly

    This CC could go so wrong !
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Rolf morphs into a pedo live on stage
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Wait 'till these other people go sonny and I'll show you my didgeridoo :wink:
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    When undertaking a commission Rolf was always happy to accept any tips and gratuities deposited on the edge of the stage...
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Nah, too old.
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    Rolf's painting of young beaver was beginning to concern the audience.
  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    Very good Rolf, but you're about to find out what POHM actually means.

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