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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
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    Can I suggest we go for a Boxing Day 2.00 pm cut-off for entries ?

    Have a good Christmas everyone
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Well that answers the question if my mechanic has found out I've been shagging his wife
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Altogether now, Wheeeel meet again,don't know where,don't know when.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    The SRAM recall list grows longer....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Oh crap, I knew I shouldn't have bought these wheels from ugo





    Only joking ugo
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The no wheeled can can was never really going to be a big hit with the riders.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Seano decides that sabotage is the only way to stop Stevo from beating him in the caption competition.

    :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ian Watkins suddenly realised what the mechanics at the Inter Prison MX Championships had meant when they said that they'd done something 'special' to his bike.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    The wheels on the bike have fallen off, fallen off, fallen off,
    the wheels on the bike have fallen off, I'm gonna hit the ground
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo realised his Missus was on to his 'little indiscretion' with the office hottie
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Another 42 years on from his first Vuelta victory Chris Horner sets out to prove it wasn't a fluke.
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "I knew Wiggles 'Further reductions January sale' was too good to be true.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    At his first public exhibition, Valentino Rossi suddenly realised his change of career plan wasn't such a good idea.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo realised his Missus was on to his 'little indiscretion' with the office hottie
    Trying to blame it on the Missus eh? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "That bast4rd Geekdan, I will get my money back"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "...hup...here we go...what a trick this is going to be...I sure hope those elastic bands work"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    the wheels on the bike go round and................. bugger
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    this is wheelie going to hurt
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    You can get better than a Kwik Fit fitter
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Mavic announce a record number of job vacancies in their QR skewer department
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Riders bout of constipation was cured instantly, but on reflection, he would still rather be full of sh1t than in the sh1t.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The old flying adage of "It's better to be down here wishing you were up there rather than up there wishing you were down here" suddenly struck home.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    "ironically they weren't his wheels"
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    There was an air of inevitability when Mikey 'The Eagle' 23, turned his hand to motocross.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    seanoconn wrote:
    There was an air of inevitability when Mikey 'The Eagle' 23, turned his hand to motocross.

    That's quite good for you STC, 'you could be a contender'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    There was an air of inevitability when Mikey 'The Eagle' 23, turned his hand to motocross.

    That's quite good for you STC, 'you could be a contender'.
    Patronising git :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    edited December 2013
    As Bond made his escape from the Bulgarians he knew that making Q redundant at Xmas might not have been one of their best ideas.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    singalong.... "you picked a fine time to leave me loosewheel"


    groan...
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Splinter group WFA, (The Wheel Fly Away) strike again.

    :oops:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    I did think a tightening torque of 783nm for those wheel nuts was a bit high.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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