The return of...Caption Competition

florerider

I said I wanted a new freewheel nut, not free the wheel nut you fool

Yellow Peril

The finesse of timing a wheel change was always lost on Dave

Mccaria

Calling time a few hours early as I am off to. A party and don't intend returning until very late and very drunk. So...

It's corny, it's Christmas and it's Kenny Rogers. I am going for bianchimoon and "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

Over to you Bmoon.

seanoconn

Mccaria wrote:

Calling time a few hours early as I am off to. A party and don't intend returning until very late and very drunk. So...

It's corny, it's Christmas and it's Kenny Rogers. I am going for bianchimoon and "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

Over to you Bmoon.

WTF! And it's my birthday!

Mccaria

Happy birthday Seanoconn! Now quit your whinging.

pinno

Bianchimoon?...Hello!...Calling BM?... Hurry tf up please, oh and SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH

Stevo_666

24 hours is the usual before it goes to the second place entry - which gives Macca enough time to sober up in time for tomorrow morning.

bianchimoon

Am back at computer tmmr morning if it's still open for my pic choice?

pinno

bianchimoon wrote:

Am back at computer tmmr morning if it's still open for my pic choice?

Yes and don't let Sean the con tell you otherwise even though he was 50 today.

seanoconn

bianchimoon wrote:

Am back at computer tmmr morning if it's still open for my pic choice?

Yes of course. And just to be clear and with absolute transparency, I'm roughly a whole 1/8th younger than Pinarello 8)

tlw1

seanoconn wrote:

Yes of course. And just to be clear and with absolute transparency, I'm roughly a whole 1/8th younger than Pinarello 8)

is it true you are putting that in your signature - to ensure we all know it constantly?

seanoconn

matthew h wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Yes of course. And just to be clear and with absolute transparency, I'm roughly a whole 1/8th younger than Pinarello 8)

is it true you are putting that in your signature - to ensure we all know it constantly?

I can neither confirm nor deny

Although I did have to learn ancient Hebrew to slag him off last time, so don't watch this space.

Come on Bianchimoon, no excuses, it's raining and boring out with nothing to celebrate for a few more days.

bianchimoon

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

tlw1

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

bianchimoon

matthew h wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

sorry chaps, major comp issues here, will have to pass on this if you want an image quickly

pinno

bianchimoon wrote:

matthew h wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

sorry chaps, major comp issues here, will have to pass on this if you want an image quickly

Does that mean you are handing it over to the boy wonder* from Wimbledon?

*I do wonder if it's a boy.

AlexMac1973

pinarello001 wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

matthew h wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

sorry chaps, major comp issues here, will have to pass on this if you want an image quickly

Does that mean you are handing it over to the boy wonder* from Wimbledon?

*I do wonder if it's a boy.

That's either going to make his day or make his hole weak!

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

matthew h wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

sorry chaps, major comp issues here, will have to pass on this if you want an image quickly

Does that mean you are handing it over to the boy wonder* from Wimbledon?

*I do wonder if it's a boy.

Man...... As in super, getit!?

seanoconn

AlexMac1973 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

matthew h wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

bollox i'll get an image to work in a mo

Don't want a picture of them.......

sorry chaps, major comp issues here, will have to pass on this if you want an image quickly

Does that mean you are handing it over to the boy wonder* from Wimbledon?

*I do wonder if it's a boy.

That's either going to make his day or make his hole weak!

Easy Alex, save some for the next caption

seanoconn

Woohoo! Default, default, default



Winner will be announced.....what day is it today!?

Losers will be humiliated.

pinno

Supermans depression got deeper and deeper after he discovered that people were mistaking him with a stalker from Wimbledon.

pinno

Despite being the strongest, fastest and most intelligent being on the planet, Superman could never come to terms with Jens Voigt's status as No#1.

pinno

He always regretted logging in to Bikeradar and viewing the 'Single Malt thread'.

Mccaria

No matter how often he tried it, Superman still couldn't understand why Lois kept offering him some Southern Comfort....

tlw1

It's a picture of what I think I am when drinking

pinno

"Meh, those Cruddites really p1ss me off with their 'Help me, i've fallen off a cliff' and 'oh golly, I need rescuing after I got some air over a log and crashed dude' or 'My front wheel came off whilst in mid air, my pelvis is broken - help me, help me' bollox.

Mccaria

Whilst everyone knew the power of Kryptonite to incapacitate Superman, only Lois Lane knew the more localised effect of Jack Daniels.

Or

They all think they are so funny "tell the newbie the Christmas party is fancy dress". Sod it, I'm getting pissed.

pinno

Life was fine until they asked me to be a 'moderator' on some cycling forum. Just because I wear lycra - cu#ts.

Yellow Peril

Rapha are accused by Sky of not taking the marginal gains philosophy seriously with their latest kit design.

seanoconn

Superman decides even he needs a stiff drink before joining Michael Barrymore in the pool room.