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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    When Lesley asked Santa for a bike, he forgot to mention he was actually a guy with an incredibly gay name
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    Racey
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    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,216
    A slight misunderstanding regarding his offer to ride janes pink thing
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Nicely parted beard, with something Pink to ride beneath.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Hank refused to be glum even after he was booted out of the Hells Angels.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    After running off with the Christmas Club money and spending the cash on drugs, whores and alcohol Santa realises he has to make a quick escape before the local residents find out.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    No way you'll see me wearing those lycra shorts. I'd look ridiculous in them.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Next top model for pensioners unveil urban catwalk challenge.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Stompin Stu Thompson in comeback training for next olympics.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Santa's round became more demanding after the animal rights protesters demanded he stop using reindeer.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Santa makes a special trip to deliver the commuters new bike complete with basket.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean discovers that Santa had been watching him all year after all and decided that a pink bike just seemed right for A Wings shower b1tch.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Life's been tough for Uncle Albert since the demise of Trotters Independent Trading Company.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,777
    arran77 wrote:
    Sean discovers that Santa had been watching him all year after all and decided that a pink bike just seemed right for A Wings shower b1tch.
    Lightening doesn't strike twice arran. A sean insult is not a guarantee winner!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,777
    God was still rather p!ssed that Tom Cruise had stolen his motorbike and hidden it behind the Scientology church.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Sean discovers that Santa had been watching him all year after all and decided that a pink bike just seemed right for A Wings shower b1tch.
    Lightening doesn't strike twice arran. A sean insult is not a guarantee winner!

    Oh contraire my wombling friend :wink:

    http://www.weatherimagery.com/blog/lightning-strike-twice/
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Santa thought that as he only comes once a year and remembering that Mrs Claus said she'd like him to come more slowly he ditched the usual speedy sleigh and opted for the bike alternative instead.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,602
    The moment before a huge effort of 100 yards of riding, Bernie 'Two beards' decided that the best thing he could do to get more comfortable, was to raise his saddle - if only he could extract it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    old-man-on-a-pink-bike-man-girls-bike-rerun-stupid-human-1293103189.jpg

    Daviesee rides away into BB hall of fame and legendary status to mass applause 8)
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    'I knew I should have dyed my beard pink - I must look a right tw@t now :oops: '
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Santa takes a break for the summer.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    in reality sean's description of himself looked even wider of the mark.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The real life persona of a certain cycling forum user takes fellow users by surprise as common perceptions was of a racing snake…….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    My other bike is a Brompton.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Henry's new love insisted that Brian's collar and cuffs matched not only personally but transport wise too.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    edited December 2013
    The reason for Ezy Rider's reluctance to show his decals now became clear.
  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    After a lifetime's overuse of the exclamation "Christ on a bike!", he suddenly found an alternative right under his nose.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,602
    "Like a bat out of hell i'll be gone when the morning comes..."
    ...and like a sinner before the park gates i'll come pedalling back to you..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,584
    Wiggle admit to teething problems with newly launched on-line ordering in Lapland
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    The irony wasn't lost on Billy Gibbons that he would forever be remembered for the song "sharp dressed man"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,914
    OK folks, here we go in reverse order.

    In third place it's Slowmart with:
    'After running off with the Christmas Club money and spending the cash on drugs, whores and alcohol Santa realises he has to make a quick escape before the local residents find out.'

    Runner up is AlexMac1973 with:
    'Daviesee rides away into BB hall of fame and legendary status to mass applause.'

    And the Christmas number one spot goes to Mccaria:
    'The irony wasn't lost on Billy Gibbons that he would forever be remembered for the song "sharp dressed man" '

    Take it away Macca....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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