The return of...Caption Competition

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  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Quick, they're about to take a photo, look like you're working hard. I said working hard, not constipated!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Bankers misunderstand when told there is a white line at the finish.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    The forum good times are over as the moderators escape
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Having wheelsucked Teklehaimanot for the last 3 blocks, Valverde slipped past a fading Standard and caught Froome staring at his stem again to take the inaugural Ex Pros Brompton Crit.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Bottom Bracketeers make a run for it after.cracking tasteless jokes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    The rush to the Rapha sale begins .....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    The Goodwood Festival of Speed wasn't quite the same after the Libdem treehugger tw@t coalition banned cars.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    orraloon wrote:
    Bankers misunderstand when told there is a white line at the finish.


    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Slowmart wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Bankers misunderstand when told there is a white line at the finish.


    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
    Why thank you kind sir. Though it will be beef casserole not chicken tonight, well a variation on carbonnade flamande using St Bernardus Abt 12 to be precise.

    Back soon with summat.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
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    Here ye go. Decision when the fun has all petered out.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo's profile picture on grindr goes viral
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Well at first i was just cooking with St Bernardus 12 for my three meals a day,and then i stopped shaving bought a hybrid and within a week all my clothes just fell off,hehe hehe hehe hehe ha ha ha ohhh.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno, the father of the forum.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Dumbledore at the Hogwarts sportive
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Ballysmate, pictured after a dip in Nitromors (up to the neck) prior to the alternative 'L'Eroica Naturale'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    crumbschief wrote:
    Well at first i was just cooking with St Bernardus 12 for my three meals a day,and then i stopped shaving bought a hybrid and within a week all my clothes just fell off,hehe hehe hehe hehe ha ha ha ohhh.

    Ooh, ya cheeky munkay. Thought I would get away with posting a selfie.

    Mind you, when ah were lad, "selfie" meant something else entirely.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The Old Man of Cannock heads off into the sunset, liberated from the shackles of pedantry, trolling, banality and... clothing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    'Boom Boom' and 'Bang Bang' summed up Bally's epic journey from Cannock to Stoke. Although the 'bang bang' was an unexpected extra.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Some factions of the cycling community were clearly delighted when manufacturers announced that they would be soon supplying chamois cream in gallon drums.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    George was happy that the sportive organisers had laid on a "while-you-wait" incontinence pants repair service.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    All smiles at the start of The Trippy Trappist Breeze Ride.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The saddle cover was a late addition after an unfortunate and rather painful incident due to a dodgy set of traffic lights, a braking error and the saddle cut out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Orraloon's unsolicited contribution to the "Chris Froome: Looking at Stems" webpage was deemed to be just a little too far off-topic.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    In the chatroom I'm a 14yr old girl
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno finds readjustment difficult after his gulag years.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ok lube my pump and I'll put my Santa kit on
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,823
    I find the problem with folding bikes is you have to be very careful to ensure nothing gets caught.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Commuters stage naked protest at Bottom Bracket wee wee taking.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo vowed not to shave until he could bunny hop.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Bally goes to extra lengths to be the subject of a Caption Comp pic.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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