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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Underneath this beard is another Serbian war criminal wanted by The Hague.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Garmin's marketing campaign for a new, concealed HRM device was a bit, er, in your face...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    As Fred's own tour of Britain got close to the winter months, concerns about frostbite played on his mind.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Realising he was being photographed, George moved a strategic hand to that spot on the saddle.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Freddy had terrible IBS but decided that washing bib shorts constantly was a PITA and he was heading towards Wales anyway, so what did it matter?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Still can't decide if I should tuck my base layer in.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Bill thought he'd understood the rules for the club 10 mil TT. "Skinsuit" acceptable it said. But he was still DQ'd..

    No helmet.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Wheelspinner turns out to be slightly older than the Bracketeers had guessed.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Speccy Stevo waiting for uplift
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I was 20 when this particular thread started.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    My 'thread' was 20cm's but then the cold shrank it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Acknowledging Slowmart for the prompt, judgement day is here.

    Much jollity and ribbing had by all but today the dark side has it.
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    In the chatroom I'm a 14yr old girl

    Take it away you ebony coiffed aristocrat you
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Why are we waiting...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    orraloon wrote:
    Take it away you ebony coiffed aristocrat you

    Far too clever.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Pinno wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    sorry just read the rules
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    here you go

    san-francisco-pride-parade-dykes-bikes-bicycles-part-group-motorcycle-bicycle-riders-begin-each-year-39298954.jpg
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    where else would you stick a pole flying a rainbow flag
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Nowt wrong with the bottom bracket on my supersix
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    When he told me he'd slip me something 12" long I didn't think it would be a flagpole I'd be taking
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    apparently they were bicycle curious
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    What Stevo really does on those "trips to Wales"
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    ...and they want to know why we call them 'communters'!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Roadies, sick of being ridiculed for their silly outfits, decide to parade their new tough image.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Julian liked to show his helmet.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    san-francisco-pride-parade-dykes-bikes-bicycles-part-group-motorcycle-bicycle-riders-begin-each-year-39298954.jpg
    Tarquin's party trick was farting and unfurling the large flag stored in his arris.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    OK, its petering out (as in peter griffin) so its Tim to announce the winning entry. It was tough call but devilboy has it...
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Roadies, sick of being ridiculed for their silly outfits, decide to parade their new tough image.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    OK, its petering out (as in peter griffin) so its Tim to announce the winning entry. It was tough call but devilboy has it...
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Roadies, sick of being ridiculed for their silly outfits, decide to parade their new tough image.
    Blimey, thanks DHL. Better get cracking...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Trying to keep it topical....have a go at this one, results some time next week when the entries Peter out :)

    three-men-convicted-for-operating-sheep-brothel-in-wales-1.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    following an unfortunate spelling error, the welsh remake of sheep throat enters production
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    No one noticed the rnib tour of Amsterdam go wrong

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