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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I asked Hilary to blow me
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    DT: What's that ticking noise?
    PA: That's my pacemaker sir"
    DT: Well switch it off, it's God damn annoying".
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Did you just say I looked like Doris Johnson?!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    If I stand in one more pile of dog dirt, i'm going to nuke Texas.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I just got back from an audition for Johnny Bravo and seeing you all i can say is you look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Fed up with the racist misogynist drivel coming out of his mouth, Trump's syrup makes a bid for freedom.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    You sure you're not Mexican?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    I found out my cleaner was a Muslim. So I cooked her and I ate her.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    rsz_trumphair.jpg
    Trump's brain hits the ejection seat.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    does this make me look like boris?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you just say I looked like Doris Johnson?!
    sungod wrote:
    does this make me look like boris?

    Oi.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Gee Donald, you look like a right cunt which is confirmed when you start talking.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Actually, I'm raising my eyebrows at you, but the last facelift I had went a bit too far.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    " In fact I didn't have to use my for the campaign. I'm sponsored by Nike"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    As Ramadan begins, Trump's hair turns to face Mecca.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    Pinno wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you just say I looked like Doris Johnson?!
    sungod wrote:
    does this make me look like boris?

    Oi.

    soz, i went straight from image to comment without reading the intervening ones

    just shows, great minds do think alike
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    sungod wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you just say I looked like Doris Johnson?!
    sungod wrote:
    does this make me look like boris?

    Oi.

    soz, i went straight from image to comment without reading the intervening ones

    just shows, great minds do think alike
    Rule number one of BB, never apologise to Pinno. Yours was much funnier anyway :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    It was close between Boris and Hilary but the Hilary comment wins it.
    Slowmart wrote:
    I asked Hilary to blow me

    I do keep wanting to put "And this was my expression when she did." after that sentence though :)

    Over to Slowmart.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Jon, winner announced Sunday.


    6117342075_ec2448dc79_b.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Hoards of wannabe MAMILS head to Evans Cycles big summer sale.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Later, it was discovered that the tube strikes were a conspiracy between Brompton and the RMT.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Never mind Martin Luther King, Boris has a dream too...
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    following brexit bus breakdown, buffoons board bromptons
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Chase ensued after Boris Johnson pinches David Cameron's lunch money.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited June 2016
    Despite the evidence, Brompton deny subliminal "leftist" advertising.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It just goes to show the inclusive nature of the Brompton. Regardless of race, gender, class or age, cycling can be made bloody hard work for anyone


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The lynch mob chasing Mike Brew gains momentum.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Fascist rapist paedo bankers try and prove they are all zany and crazy in front of young secretaries before returning to the office and returning to natural state of being a bunch of hunts.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    edited June 2016
    Mountain bikers invent the cycling equivalent of selective weedkiller, a compound that shrinks only roadie bikes and makes their owners look like even bigger twunts than ever.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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