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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    No of course I'm not going to shoot you. I'll wait till you start the engine.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    You are not talking properly son, So i will have to breathalyse you
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Well kid, not looking good for you, driving while black is 15 to life.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Driving without headlights on in the daytime? That's a 10 to 15 stretch, boy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Yes Officer Willis, you heard right... G-A-R-Y C-O-L-E-M-A-N. And yes, I really am 37.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Now you can have your race car back when you promise not to crash into anyone
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It might well have passed it's MOT last month, but I'm telling you the sub-frame has gone.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Traffic Police Diversity Awareness Training 1.01
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    police called as nearly a week passes with no comment on the caption contest
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    seanoconn wrote:
    No of course I'm not going to shoot you. I'll wait till you start the engine.

    Take it away Seano.

    Someone PM him and wake him up please.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Oops sorry. Currently in Polska and on the Vodka. Could someone do me the honours please.

    I'll see you outside Greggs when I get back Pinno.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    seanoconn wrote:
    Oops sorry. Currently in Polska and on the Vodka. Could someone do me the honours please.

    I'll see you outside Greggs when I get back Pinno.
    Here you go matey, you can judge it if you want :P

    3192D5AF00000578-0-image-a-1_1456472405390.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Let's get on with it then...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Seano doesn't move but his eyes give away his reaction to Sir Jimmy doing a 'Keith Harris and Orville' on him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Picture of a sexual predator...and Jimmy Saville.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The copious quantity of Vodka didn't ease the pain of rear entry.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The womble with his gorgeous blond
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I was only checking his prostate, honest. Said the Womble.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Belinska looked older in the wedding photos than people had expected.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    ...and ironically, they played secret squirrel together all night.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Remember you're a Womble.

    And not a hand puppet; no matter what Jimmy tells you otherwise.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    So Jimmy, if I xxxx kids too can I become a Sir as well?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Oi Womble, you keep schtum yeah, else you're next in the Passion Wagon.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Uncle Bulgaria removes his mask as shagging is hard work when dressed to appeal to children
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A Womble's pointy nose is perfect for sniffing out a nonce.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Winner announcement .....

    Plenty of great insults but not wanting to sound like a narcissist the winner is Jon with

    "Remember you're a Womble.

    And not a hand puppet; no matter what Jimmy tells you otherwise."

    Take it away Jon.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    rsz_trumphair.jpg
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    He's not wearing Harmony Hair Spray
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Of course I didn't wear a helmet down hardknot pass.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The remake of "There's something about Mary" looks destined to be a flop.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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