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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Wing pong tried the ramp but failed. He has now proved to himself that pigs can't fly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    sungod wrote:
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    Worried by recent terrorist atrocities, Albert tries out a novel ISIS repellent.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Seano has to economize on inflatables following BREXIT.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    This pig is bitchin but it's a swine to steer.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Why not earn extra money delivering spare ribs, they said.
    You get the vehicle provided, they said.
    It's even allowed for personal use, they said....


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    orraloon wrote:
    Who can't afford a real Harley-Davidson then?
    Me, now that the £ is tanking vs the $
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The Jean Claude Juncker bike undergoes road trials.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Wing pong couldn't get any answers in the Creakings, clickings, tickings, clankings and knockings thread. That's because no one mentioned squeaks.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The Chinese remake of Delivelance was very low budget.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    This bike adaptor kit was popularly known as 'The Farage'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Pinno wrote:
    Delivelance
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Chinese entry to the Tour of Dubai not kosher
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The single face of British exports in 10 years time.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Boris knew exactly what to get for Cameron's retirement present.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    A metaphor for Brexit: The world on top of the British pig - f*cking him over.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    new week, time to name the winner, for his sober and considered analysis of the next few decades...
    Pinno wrote:
    A metaphor for Brexit: The world on top of the British pig - f*cking him over.
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    As the EU recently said; why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Why are we waiting...

    Oooo :shock:

    Right back later. I'll probably post one around about when we are trailing 1-0 to Iceland. I'm sure they've been told by Merkel to stick the boot in.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Cheers SG.

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    Winner picked when it peters out...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Pictoral proof that it's all the roadies' fault.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    care to go Dutch?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    y'know, I'm glad we took the saddles off; it's just like being back at Eaton.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Quick George, let's get out of here.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Two bikes carrying three helmets.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    so tell me George, how much have we made from shorting all those stocks?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    5 years post Brexit, 2021 and Dave and George are spotted cycling to the local job club.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Cunts
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Pinno wrote:
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    The sh1tfest that ensued in Road General when it was pointed out that they were not wearing helmets created a bit of a stir.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Overly self confident Toryboys fail to see they are riding straight for a brick wall.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Are you sure Corbyn will join us on a chain gang this weekend?

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