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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Waiting in the sex clinic for their STD results left the men feeling sheepish.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Collecting the "B" samples at the tour De Bangor
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Shearer? Nah, she's all mine mate.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    You can't beat a little sheep 'dip'
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Albanian sheep do the things Welsh sheep don't say farmers at the local knocking shop
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The bloke third from the right is holding onto the ears of his sheep but thinking of the good looking sheep his mate has.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Ted - pictured first on the right, faked every orgasm because he was usually acting the goat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    The Welsh FA relent and allow the players some quality time with their WAGs.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    The All-Ewe-Can-Eat deal proved popular in Tonypandy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Russia deny wooing the welsh football team into a honeytrap
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Just out of shot the welsh first team are about to go for a synchronised rear entry while the sheep are distracted
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    In a bid to boost sperm donation in Scotland, this local sperm bank offered locally themed fluffies.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    the England team go to extreme measures to try and match the group winners at the euros
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The use of hybrid sheep ensure no unwanted pregnancies in this busy North Wales brothel.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    So that's how Blue Veined Ewes Cheese is made!
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Bottom bracketeers relax while waiting for the caption competition to Peter out.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,697
    Welsh Internet Dating Agency mustered their best flock for the local Farmer's AGM bulk booking.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Third man from the right ; "I don't fancy yours much"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The "Who has the biggest sheepskin sporran" competition was clearly getting out of hand.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    I'm calling time on this as the entries have dried up. Loads of very good efforts, but the prize goes to SG for his mixture of wit and obvious knowledge of retro smut movies :)
    sungod wrote:
    following an unfortunate spelling error, the welsh remake of sheep throat enters production

    All yours Sunny...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Why are we waiting...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Deity sun dude has his work cut out as he should be omnipresent but the rain God is winning.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Hmm...if SG doesn't pull his finger out and post a pic by time I've finished at work I'll give it to the runner up. Or anyone who sends me money.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    He's useless that Sungod bloke.

    Tried to PM him but he's disable his PM's. I guess he has a stalker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,432
    Right, Sungod's win is rescinded because he's a lazy t**d :) The new winner is DHL, who will hopefully post something same day.
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    The Welsh FA relent and allow the players some quality time with their WAGs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    He's useless that Sungod bloke.

    Tried to PM him but he's disable his PM's. I guess he has a stalker.

    Probably from the pics you send him.

    Maybe it's all the rain keeping him away.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,359
    sorry chaps, been up to your face in alligators etc.

    quick & dirty...

    funny_and_weird_vehicles_24.jpg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    In film news,Hogrophenia opening this week in Japan is doing very well.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    David Cameron caught again.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Who can't afford a real Harley-Davidson then?

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