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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I was distracted,cheers for the message Pinno have a crack at this

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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    you want me to head up security then?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Stevo was disappointed that both replacement heads had receding hairlines.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2016
    The meaning of giving head is lost on HD.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,281
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    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Former mods spill the beans on how they appeared to be everywhere at once on BR.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,232
    Don't make me happy. You wouldn't like me when I'm happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Seano's ego couldn't fit into one head, so he had a spare pair for the rest of it.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Monsanto open their version of the Body Shop.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    And the winner for today is Stevo

    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Former mods spill the beans on how they appeared to be everywhere at once on BR.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    crumbschief wrote:
    And the winner for today is Stevo

    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Former mods spill the beans on how they appeared to be everywhere at once on BR.
    Blimey, I won :shock: I'm on the case...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Some of the recent pics have started to veer onto the sophisticated side so here's a bit of balance. Will judge when the wit runs out :)

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    HD's mate captures a picture of him just prior to the 6am ride after 16 pints, a dog burger, kebab and Chips with curry sauce.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Rick Chasey uses his hot air for better entertainment value.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    TLW's alcohol consumption proves to have a use as he stumbles on an ingenious method of stripping wallpaper.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    LVG decides to tell the Glazier family and the media what he thinks of them both
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite trying to camouflage the smell with flames the crowd thought there was still an over powering smell of man juice from stevo's butt
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    YMCA , oh wait....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The morning after curry night at Superman's revealed the secret to his powers of flight.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Armageddon! Armageddon! Fried gerbil.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    So, there I was tying me shoelace, and people was shouting "mind out for that rocket!" and I says, "What roc....."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Due to excessive levels of toxic effluent, The Donald finally explodes.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don't be a victim, buy and fit the ultimate deterrent for male rape
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    This trick was coined 'Grass cutter' for obvious reasons.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Stevo attempts to impress his German counterparts but the faint whiff of Redcar was off putting.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Communter tries to eradicate the Bracketeers.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The cash strapped Ukrainian attempt at the land speed record backfires.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    We seem to have run out of wit now, so I'm calling time on this one. Shockingly, the winner is:
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW's alcohol consumption proves to have a use as he stumbles on an ingenious method of stripping wallpaper.

    Take it away Campy Boy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Why are we waiting...

    Oh!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
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    Winner picked when it fizzles out.
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