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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    The hair under this arm is two feet long!
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Boris "Hey you there, stop taking a picture. She's not my wife and I don't think she's my daughter"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Stacey Slater's career goes from strength to strength since quitting Eastenders.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Cleat! Cleat! Come back, don't leave me Cleat!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Phew guess what i had for dinner.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Smell my fingers , you plebs
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Clear the way Social mobility isn't for the likes of you lot.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    I'm not sure about the one behind me, but the one before was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    “there are semi-naked women...glistening like wet otters and the water is splashing off the brims of the spectators’ sou’westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers.” BJ
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Emma Way struggles with her community service sentence
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    RESULTS...RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS... RESULTS...

    In third place...
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Emma Way struggles with her community service sentence
    In second...
    Slowmart wrote:
    Clear the way Social mobility isn't for the likes of you lot.
    But a clear winner, mixing disgusting mental imagery with contemporary social comment is...
    matthew h wrote:
    Smell my fingers , you plebs
    Over to you then Matt!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Ahem!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    GiantMike wrote:
    Ahem!

    Indeed, shall we invoke Rule 9?
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Ahem!

    Indeed, shall we invoke Rule 9?

    Calm down dear, I've been riding bikes and visiting pubs :D
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    pub-fail-absolutroll-2.jpg

    Will judge on Wednesday night
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Spend a little, live a lot, but don't play with your pussy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    (Warning: Off topic)

    That is definitely not the local Telford branch of Aldi Matt H. What dodgy things have you been doing in Bulgaria?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    pinarello001 wrote:
    (Warning: Off topic)

    That is definitely not the local Telford branch of Aldi Matt H. What dodgy things have you been doing in Bulgaria?

    Amazing what you get on google images looking for pub fail
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Caution, hot pussy.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Lunch is served
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I have to wear gloves because my pussy is finger lickin' good.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Return of the cat fish.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    This is the only pussy you'll be getting after stripping your bike down in the kitchen
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The other side of the board was advertising chocolate ring biscuits.

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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    matthew h wrote:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Ahem!

    Indeed, shall we invoke Rule 9?

    Calm down dear, I've been riding bikes and visiting pubs :D

    Sorry Matthew H, I can agree with those priority's.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Woman with mittens has one in the oven.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Aldis new interneten mitten kitten Thursday deal gets unfortunately discounted even further.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Evil kitten mastermind found hiding in Aldi ad.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Sometimes you never know they're ginge until its too late.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    This is my final offer, hand over the ball of string or I'll scratch her vag out
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:

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