The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Random man took the the formula, Bikes required =N+1 to the limit.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    matthew h wrote:
    Bicycles-008.jpg

    On reflection, Billy's drunken bet that he'd stand up and shout "Bl00dy cyclists should pay road tax!" seemed less and less like a wise move

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • dave02
    dave02 Posts: 325
    A lot of Bikes, shiiit me.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    dave02 wrote:
    A lot of Bikes, shiiit me.

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    The first ever Communters and Bottom Bracketers 'Peace to all' ride out event did not go as expected.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Dave02's slick oil patch plan to sabotage tractors and combine harvesters backfired on him when the local CTC literally 'swept' through.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Team47b's conceptual piece 'Commuting in London', got a mixed reaction from critics at the Tate modern.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    The first ever race for Triban 3 owners started well until someone at the front of the pack attempted to steer around a slight bend.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Wiggle's attempt to generate more business at a local sportive by parading their female cycling squad in the nude at a local sportive had unexpected results.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Pinno's attempt to make a portable lavvy out of scrap bikes ends in chaos.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    At a recent race in Swindon, race organisers had to apologise to competitors for the inclusion of the Magic Roundabout as the turning point along the race route.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    The National Alcoholics Anonymous sponsored ride wasn't considered to be a success.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    The inaugural Dyslexia CC Sunday Club run went badly wrong when someone shouted 'LEFT!'.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello

    I think it's as good as it's going to get :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello

    I do pity him

    Therefore


    He's in the running
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    matthew h wrote:
    Bicycles-008.jpg

    Unfortunately the memo urging all workers to hold a rally had a significant typo in it.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Apple's map aps now available on Strava
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    The National Alcoholics Anonymous sponsored ride wasn't considered to be a success.


    we have a winner!

    As I've arranged a beer & bike ride in a couple of weeks it seemed to fit :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pftt. A sympathy award.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pftt. A sympathy award.

    no, he mentioned alcohol, its like my kryptonite
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello
    You and your big mouth...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello
    You and your big mouth...
    Sorry everyone
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthew h. Please take pity on Pinarello
    You and your big mouth...
    Sorry everyone

    We'll never hear the end of it now :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Isn't this competition better with a photo to add the caption to?

    In the absence of a photo...

    "Dave realised she was 'baggy' when he could get both hands inside and still clap"
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    Isn't this competition better with a photo to add the caption to?

    In the absence of a photo...

    "Dave realised she was 'baggy' when he could get both hands inside and still clap"
    Is this a new twist on the game, you write a caption and then we post up pictures :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Isn't this competition better with a photo to add the caption to?

    In the absence of a photo...

    "Dave realised she was 'baggy' when he could get both hands inside and still clap"
    Is this a new twist on the game, you write a caption and then we post up pictures :lol:
    This could end in bans :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Oh bollox. That means I have to find a pic...hang on.

    funnyphoto.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Shane Sutton's new training methods were yet to show any improvement in Wiggins' performance.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You idiots, she said she liked big balls coming at her from behind.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn