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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Friday.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    team47b wrote:
    Friday.
    Nooooo, it's sunday.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Susanna Reid branches out into billboard advertising.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Ahem!

    Indeed, shall we invoke Rule 9?

    Calm down dear, I've been riding bikes and visiting pubs :D

    Sorry Matthew H, I can agree with those priority's.

    :)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    This is not an entry.

    I have the winning caption up my sleeve but my respect for women prevents me from posting.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    This is not an entry.

    I have the winning caption up my sleeve but my respect for women prevents me from posting.


    Pm me then. :lol:
    I don't have much respect.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    seanoconn wrote:
    This is not an entry.

    I have the winning caption up my sleeve but my respect for women prevents me from posting.

    is this really the place to show respect?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    This is not an entry.

    I have the winning caption up my sleeve but my respect for women prevents me from posting.

    Gayer :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    This is not an entry.

    I have the winning caption up my sleeve but my respect for women prevents me from posting.

    Gayer :P
    You wish!
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pm me then. :lol:
    I don't have much respect.

    Really, I hadn't noticed..... :lol:

    matthew h wrote:
    is this really the place to show respect?
    Sorry m. I'll think of a caption to get the thread back on track.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Nigella Lawson denies addiction to catnip.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Daphne donned her protective gloves whenever she shoved a large cactus into her 'felix'.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    You can't quite see the mouse's tail hanging out the pussy's lips.



    Sorry :oops: :oops:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Jessie was made to wear gloves because she never stopped feline herself.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Jessica dumped her boyfriend when her pussy learned to lick itself.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    In anticipation of Scottish Independence, Lidl introduced a budget 'Sporran and deep fried mars bar gloves' Christmas gift set.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The North Korean remake of 'Catwoman' lost something in translation.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited December 2013
    When Sharon ordered catflaps from Amazon, this was not what she was expecting.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Crack squad of commando pussies storm Repulican of Labia embassy, freeing Jizcumnian hostages.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Felix always looked forward to 'Rampant Rabbit Thursday'.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Catering to the internet generation, Basic Instinct 3 was the most gratuitious of the trilogy, and gave a new meaning to the expression 'box set'.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The TOWIE DIY Vagazzle kit was a bit of a disappointment
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    There were many complaints when the BBC aired 'Big Cats Down Under' on Christmas day.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    In an effort to educate illiterate men how to pleasure a woman, the 'Upskirt, open flap, find kitty's nose' campaign was a huge success.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The Ronseal 'Sex-Kitten' inflatable doll did exactly what it said on the box.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The only garden bird Felix didn't like was a Thrush.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    GiantMike wrote:
    In an effort to educate illiterate men how to pleasure a woman, the 'Upskirt, open flap, find kitty's nose' campaign was a huge success.

    :D:D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When Tiddles was small and young, everybody wanted to stroke her and feed her treats. As she got older and hairier and started to smell of fish, she got less and less attention. Now she just sat there, trying to remember the last time somebody had given her a mini sausage.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    "Ginge, Minge, Singe... a real worry in Polish kitchens"
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Lots of great entries.........

    Have we beavered away for long enough on this one............?

    As we seem to have dried up :)
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    edited December 2013
    Eastern European Countdown Conundrums now comes with pictures to give clue for the hard of any what so ever intelligence!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:

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