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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Haha, well done lads, that'll teach her to disrespect TDV and TDN.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Yeah, feck off back to Commuting and never come back.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    If this is a fatal bagsy the bike.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Laura Trott later claimed she had high levels of clenbuterol because she'd had a 'contaminated beef injection'. She didn't specify where though.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Rule changes to the 'Devil takes the hindmost' elimination race proved popular with TV spectators.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Angry bull chases female cyclist...
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Farmers put out a hit on an effeminate looking dave02.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    If this bastard doesn't stop drafting me I'm going to get really annoyed and show her what a real mad cow looks like
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    funnyphoto.jpg
    I knew she was 'baggy' when I could get both hooves inside and still clap.
  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    Internet prankster makes a cow's @rse of Photoshop......
    "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
    Mark Twain
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Don't just stand there taking pictures, get rid of the bloody thing before it kills me!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Buttercup was determined that nobody would take her only Strava QOM.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The Velomoonati took rules transgressions very seriously.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Daisy had never seen a fish-flavoured cow-lick before and she was determined to be the first to try it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    GiantMike wrote:
    Daisy had never seen a fish-flavoured cow-lick before and she was determined to be the first to try it.

    :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    funnyphoto.jpg

    dave02's missus bore the whole brunt of his animosity towards farmers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "Don't you dare call me a cow"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    "Don't you dare call me a cow"

    You can't enter your own competition :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The street theatre production of 'War Cow' was surprisingly realistic.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The epic battle of cow hoof vs camel toe was long and bitter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    "Don't you dare call me a cow"

    You can't enter your own competition :P

    :P

    I won't nominate me, okay cuntchops?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    When the lads chipped in for 20 mins of 'horny girl on girl' action, this was not what they were expecting.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Kilotogo launch new Norfolk Time Trial Format sportive
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The commissar is looking into allegations of a dangerous manoeuvre and possible obstruction during the closing sprint of the new format Milk Race.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    The women's pursuit team had heard that Sutton's training methods were a load of old bull.

    Sonia was struggling to drop Daisy on the climb, she clearly needed an udder gear.......
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Cycling housewife gets a taste of her own medicine when bad tempered fat cow has a go at her.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    "Don't you dare call me a cow"

    You can't enter your own competition :P

    :P

    I won't nominate me, okay cuntchops?

    Oih, I resemble that comment :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    "Don't you dare call me a cow"

    You can't enter your own competition :P

    :P

    I won't nominate me, okay cuntchops?

    Oih, I resemble that comment :wink:

    You have a beard and pink lips ?!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Having chased a Carrera GT off the road, the bull turned his attention to cyclists.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "Oooh oooh oooh, I wanna be like you hoo hoo"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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