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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    doesn't matter what you try make them look like, ginger pubes will always be ginger pubes
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    As Rory Bremner used to say on Catchphrase, say what you see.

    In which case it is Paul Scholes, a little ginger c**t.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    The winner is............
    GiantMike wrote:
    In an effort to educate illiterate men how to pleasure a woman, the 'Upskirt, open flap, find kitty's nose' campaign was a huge success.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    This pic makes me strangely hot!

    Funny-Photo-Girl-with-Horse.jpg

    I'll be judging on Saturday. Make 'em funny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    I don't think she understood the godfather reference
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Why the long face?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Your arse smells foal
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    She always wanted to sleep with someone built like a horse.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    I fell asleep and had a right mare.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    I hope that was as good for you as it was for me. Fancy a cigarette darling?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    After a big night drinking tequila and singing karaoke Alice woke up feeling rather hoarse.





    Well, someone was bound to do it :D
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Why the long face?

    You should see my c0ck love.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    I love you Goliath.

    Why are you whispering!?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    One from the horse is worth two in the bush.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Even though neither of them smoked, this was a time when sharing a cigarette would just seem 'right'.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Fill up on horse meat this Christmas at Tescos.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    (inspired by seanoconn)

    her kebab was filled with horse meat and mayonnaise
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    2 headed centaur takes a quick 80 winks before rampage.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    seanoconn wrote:
    Fill up on horse meat this Christmas.

    It looks like Alice already did :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The dangers of ketamine are obvious and clear to see as Hannah and Dobbin both wake up with sore arseholes
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    'Why is it I always get the clingy ones', thought the horse.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    The fourth day event of breaking in the new stable girls, proved a popular addition with the horses.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    My! you really are hung like a Grand National Winner!
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    In Belgium it is a tradition to sleep with the main course.
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Police are looking for a Fresian bull thought to be her jealous lover in this crime of passion
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    prospective Miss Dartmoor in sex for votes scandal
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Female tragedy in life size glove puppet competition
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Turner Prize scooped by controversial "my muff is a horse" exhibit.
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Evidence emerges of an unusual case of role reversal as horse grooms young girl.
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Evidence emerges of an unusual case of role reversal as horse grooms young girl.

    Now that's clever!
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition

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