The return of...Caption Competition
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mooo've it lard arse.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Bike Radar's annoying adverts eventually evolved to follow you round the streets. The Ginsters Pasty ad was particularly aggressive.0
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The Spanish national squad admit that certain members of their squad may have been taking drugs, that may have led to a slight change of appearance, but it was all due to a dodgy steak.0
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All the BB'ers lined up to try out the mods new alternative to banning.my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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No-one thought to tell msmancunia that this year's BB sportive was being held on the Pamplona by-pass
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This wasn't what she expected when she wished for a big portion of beef to keep her satisfied."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Winner tomorrow night, so get 'em in quick.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Three of the 'unnecessary' BB'ers get their own back on one of the Mods."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Jemma regretted taking her menstrual cycle for a spin.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Jake Lamotta denies rumours of misogyny.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Jemma's menstrual cycle was like a red rag......Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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GiantMike wrote:
That's better. Still not funny though!seanoconn wrote:Jemma's menstrual cycle was like a red flag.....
RULE VIOLATION !!
Caption Competition Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another photo during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.0 -
Probably worth clarifying the Caption Competition Rules of Play (version 3, agreed by the BRCC cttee in Aug 2004) before we get into any more infringements.
Rule 1: Entrants will vote on a comical photo to be judged by a miserable git without much of a sense of humour, making the whole concept of the competition a bit of a farce.
Rule 2: Entrants may enter the competition as many times as they like, but only if they're amusing. Multiple unfunny entries will be ingored by the miserable git of a judge.
Rule 3: The 'winner' will select the next hilarious photograph and monitor it to make sure the source image has not been removed. The winner will also become the miserable git judge for his (or her) photo.
Rule 4: There is no rule 4.
Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.
Rule 6: Entrants may not amend or change the photo to suit their caption.
Rule 7: Entrants spotting rules violations should highlight them immediately and will earn a gold 'snitch star' for each valid snitching. After 5 valid snitches, snitchers may be elected as BR mods, unless they're a tw@t in which case they won't. Or will.
Rule 8: Entrants must check to see if they have won the competition. Even low quality entrants, like Arran, should check to make sure the competition keeps going.
Rule 9: In the event of a winner not posting a suitable image within a 'suitable period of time', somebody else should assume the position of miserable old git and post an image and judge entries.
Rule 10: In an effort to get more ladies involved in BRCC, female entrants <snigger> will score double points to compensate for their natural lack of humour. In the unlikely event that a lady ever wins a 'funny competition', she shall be deemed a miserable old cow, rather than a miserable old git, but the same rules apply. To qualify for 'wimmins rights', female entrants <snigger> must post a picture of themselves with their entry <double snigger>.
Rule 11: See rule 4.0 -
GiantMike wrote:Probably worth clarifying the Caption Competition Rules of Play (version 3, agreed by the BRCC cttee in Aug 2004) before we get into any more infringements.
Rule 1: Entrants will vote on a comical photo to be judged by a miserable git without much of a sense of humour, making the whole concept of the competition a bit of a farce.
Rule 2: Entrants may enter the competition as many times as they like, but only if they're amusing. Multiple unfunny entries will be ingored by the miserable git of the judge.
Rule 3: The 'winner' will select the next hilarious photograph and monitor it to make sure the source image has not been removed. The winner will also become the miserable git judge for his (or her) photo.
Rule 4: There is no rule 4.
Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another photo during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.
Rule 6: Entrants may not amend or change the photo to suit their caption.
Rule 7: Entrants spotting rules violations should highlight them immediately and will earn a gold 'snitch star' for each valid snitching. After 5 valid snitches, snitchers may be elected as BR mods, unless they're a tw@t in which case they won't. Or will.
Rule 8: Entrants must check to see if they have won the competition. Even low quality entrants, like Arran, should check to make sure the competition keeps going.
Rule 9: In the event of a winner not posting a suitable image within a 'suitable period of time', somebody else should assume the position of miserable old git and post and image and judge entries.
Rule 10: In an effort to get more ladies involved in BRCC, female entrants <snigger> will score double points to compensate for their natural lack of humour. In the unlikely event that a lady ever wins a 'funny competition', she shall be deemed a miserable old cow, rather than a miserable old git, but the same rules apply. To qualify for 'wimmins rights', female entrants <snigger> must post a picture of themselves with their entry <double snigger>.
Rule 11: See rule 4. Brilliant Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Jane, a life long atheist suddenly finds religion.....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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GiantMike wrote:Probably worth clarifying the Caption Competition Rules of Play (version 3, agreed by the BRCC cttee in Aug 2004) before we get into any more infringements.
Rule 1: Entrants will vote on a comical photo to be judged by a miserable git without much of a sense of humour, making the whole concept of the competition a bit of a farce.
Rule 2: Entrants may enter the competition as many times as they like, but only if they're amusing. Multiple unfunny entries will be ingored by the miserable git of a judge.
Rule 3: The 'winner' will select the next hilarious photograph and monitor it to make sure the source image has not been removed. The winner will also become the miserable git judge for his (or her) photo.
Rule 4: There is no rule 4.
Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.
Rule 6: Entrants may not amend or change the photo to suit their caption.
Rule 7: Entrants spotting rules violations should highlight them immediately and will earn a gold 'snitch star' for each valid snitching. After 5 valid snitches, snitchers may be elected as BR mods, unless they're a tw@t in which case they won't. Or will.
Rule 8: Entrants must check to see if they have won the competition. Even low quality entrants, like Arran, should check to make sure the competition keeps going.
Rule 9: In the event of a winner not posting a suitable image within a 'suitable period of time', somebody else should assume the position of miserable old git and post an image and judge entries.
Rule 10: In an effort to get more ladies involved in BRCC, female entrants <snigger> will score double points to compensate for their natural lack of humour. In the unlikely event that a lady ever wins a 'funny competition', she shall be deemed a miserable old cow, rather than a miserable old git, but the same rules apply. To qualify for 'wimmins rights', female entrants <snigger> must post a picture of themselves with their entry <double snigger>.
Rule 11: See rule 4.
I don't see the connection between Giant Mike's very long caption and the pic...please explain.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Careful Mr P you are in danger of proving rule 1
The rural cycling proficiency test was still a lot safer than the one they have in London.my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
pinarello001 wrote:GiantMike wrote:Probably worth clarifying the Caption Competition Rules of Play (version 3, agreed by the BRCC cttee in Aug 2004) before we get into any more infringements.
Rule 1: Entrants will vote on a comical photo to be judged by a miserable git without much of a sense of humour, making the whole concept of the competition a bit of a farce.
Rule 2: Entrants may enter the competition as many times as they like, but only if they're amusing. Multiple unfunny entries will be ingored by the miserable git of a judge.
Rule 3: The 'winner' will select the next hilarious photograph and monitor it to make sure the source image has not been removed. The winner will also become the miserable git judge for his (or her) photo.
Rule 4: There is no rule 4.
Rule 5: Entrants may not comment on another entry during voting. Violations will result in immediate removal of 'man-bits', or removal of competition entries, or both, or something else.
Rule 6: Entrants may not amend or change the photo to suit their caption.
Rule 7: Entrants spotting rules violations should highlight them immediately and will earn a gold 'snitch star' for each valid snitching. After 5 valid snitches, snitchers may be elected as BR mods, unless they're a tw@t in which case they won't. Or will.
Rule 8: Entrants must check to see if they have won the competition. Even low quality entrants, like Arran, should check to make sure the competition keeps going.
Rule 9: In the event of a winner not posting a suitable image within a 'suitable period of time', somebody else should assume the position of miserable old git and post an image and judge entries.
Rule 10: In an effort to get more ladies involved in BRCC, female entrants <snigger> will score double points to compensate for their natural lack of humour. In the unlikely event that a lady ever wins a 'funny competition', she shall be deemed a miserable old cow, rather than a miserable old git, but the same rules apply. To qualify for 'wimmins rights', female entrants <snigger> must post a picture of themselves with their entry <double snigger>.
Rule 11: See rule 4.
I don't see the connection between Giant Mike's very long caption and the pic...please explain.
perhaps?
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Ooh, clever. Way too clever, unfortunately.Capt Slog wrote:pinarello001 wrote:GiantMike wrote:female...cow
I don't see the connection between Giant Mike's very long caption and the pic...please explain.
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...and the winner is: T47b with this -team47b wrote:Apple's map aps now available on Strava
Oh sorry, wrong pic.
GiantMike's very sophisticated quip is this weeks winner:GiantMike wrote:Bike Radar's annoying adverts eventually evolved to follow you round the streets. The Ginsters Pasty ad was particularly aggressive.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Oh my, the first positive thing that's happened since I got the results from the clinic.
Here it is then folks. Judgement day is Saturday.
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Boris Bikes require modification with stabilisers for amply proportioned women."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
Sieg Heil."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
I'm arian you know, by the way does anyone know what happenend to the vadging front brakes?Scott S40 Speedster
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:0 -
Two reasons why cycling in London's so dangerous0
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Boris demonstrates his superior cycling skills by riding whilst impersonating the fuhrer."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Hands up who wants her to get her puppies out.0
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For every tit that succeeds there's alway two that fall down.“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
