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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Dobbin regrets a night on the sherberts when he wakes up with a 'hoof biter'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Daniel Di Luca caught in bed with mystery woman. We ask, have his doping antics gone too far?
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    she thought "thankfully he wasn't hung like a horse as that was painful enough"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Glue sniffing addict goes straight to the source.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Stable girle and racehorse "Lucky Pierre" killed in namesake challenge
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    This horse box smells funny.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

    Funny-Photo-Girl-with-Horse.jpg

    RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...RESULTS...

    Some great entries chaps.

    In third
    matthew h wrote:
    her kebab was filled with horse meat and mayonnaise
    In second
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    'Why is it I always get the clingy ones', thought the horse.
    This week's winner by a nose, mixing subtle wit with a hint of sexual intrigue
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Evidence emerges of an unusual case of role reversal as horse grooms young girl.
    Over to you CB
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    BOLL0CKS!! I'm not bothered. Fix Boo Rubbish.

    Well done CB
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Balls, always the bridesmaid never the bride :roll:

    I have to admit Cornerblock's caption was very good, a deserved winner.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    seanoconn wrote:
    BOLL0CKS!! I'm not bothered. Fix Boo Rubbish.

    Well done CB

    Yay!

    Sean I'm in a bit of a rush tonight, party to go to. So I nominate you to choose the next image. Much obliged.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Cornerblock wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    BOLL0CKS!! I'm not bothered. Fix Boo Rubbish.

    Well done CB

    Yay!

    Sean I'm in a bit of a rush tonight, party to go to. So I nominate you to choose the next image. Much obliged.
    Don't give me that :lol:

    I'm at a party tonight too. Vol-au-vents, chicken legs, cheesecake, vol-au-vents, chicken legs, cheesecake.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    BOLL0CKS!! I'm not bothered. Fix Boo Rubbish.

    Well done CB

    Yay!

    Sean I'm in a bit of a rush tonight, party to go to. So I nominate you to choose the next image. Much obliged.
    Don't give me that :lol:

    I'm at a party tonight too. Vol-au-vents, chicken legs, cheesecake, vol-au-vents, chicken legs, cheesecake.

    Will one of you ladies please post up a picture for us sadoes who don't have a party to go out to :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    ...and cornerblock won by a short nose.

    I'll get my coat.

    Hee hee hee STC, you got to admit that was a smart move by CB.
    Hurry the f**k up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    ...and cornerblock won by a short nose.

    I'll get my coat.

    Hee hee hee STC, you got to admit that was a smart move by CB.
    Hurry the f**k up.

    He's out at a partay now, you'll have to amuse yourself some other way :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    ...and cornerblock won by a short nose.

    I'll get my coat.

    Hee hee hee STC, you got to admit that was a smart move by CB.
    Hurry the f**k up.

    He's out at a partay now, you'll have to amuse yourself some other way :P

    Yeah, he will be between the vol au vents and chicken legs now, probably around the cheese and pineapple on sticks.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Those vol-au-vents are notorious for food poisoning. You'll see, he will be using it as an excuse to shirk on Monday. No hang on, he always shirks.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    I've arrived home fashionably early from the sh!t party. My belly feels a bit dodgy.

    As soon as CB gets his car keys back we'll be expecting a new piccy.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    What's with this namby pamby party talk, if no one's bothering I'll pull my finger out seeing as I was the bridesmaid :lol:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    What's with this namby pamby party talk, if no one's bothering I'll pull my finger out seeing as I was the bridesmaid :lol:
    Go on then Alex.

    Sing a long

    We're number 2
    We're number 2
    We're number 2 :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Seeing as it's nearly xmas, :wink:

    2nd-amendment-christmas.jpg

    Usual stuff, results posted Wednesday. Cheers
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    After going internet fishing for a pedo the kids go off to meet their new 12 year old friend who is actually called Barry , 34 and from Birmingham
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Parents go into hiding after kids find they are not getting bikes for Christmas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Pupils at Wimbledon junior prepare to fend off Seanoconn at the school gates.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Christmas in the Palin house.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    the kids have found out my sister in law is visiting over Christmas
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    James Arthur's family set a perimeter around their Christmas tree in an attemp to stop Stevo climbing to the top.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    mods get serious this Christmas
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    The kids finally decide they've had enough of Pinnarello's 'poetry'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn wrote:
    James Arthur's family set a perimeter around their Christmas tree in an attemp to stop Stevo climbing to the top.
    Good comeback :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    RIP Jang Song Thaek

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