The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324

    Even the bull... wait a minute, that means I can't win the competition!? :roll:


    Even the bull took offence to the frankenbike.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    The unemployed bear was met face to face with an unemployed bull as he cycled along, the bull won. Both were angry and disillusioned, ruing classical economical theory.
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    edited February 2015
    When Matthew suggested to Stevo that he 'beefed up' his suspension, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    He tried everything but that powerlink just wouldn't budge
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I'm having real problems clipping in.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Stevo's attempts to persuade his wife to take up cycling finally paid off.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Pinno tries to recreate the final scenes from 'The Fly' but with limited success.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    This bull got tired of downhill cyclists going through his field every day and went on the rampage.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Freddy the bull gets involved in a turf war after SUSTRANS threaten to make more cycle lanes through green belt.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite his body armour and choosing a calf Stevo comes off worse re-enacting the accountants running of the bulls
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    No Officer, I have no idea what happened to Arran, honestly! He left his bike with me for "safe keeping", that's all I know.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Moove along, nothing to see here folks.
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stranraer Council install the first Pina001 Organic Bike Rack
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pino won the toss and bally shined both his cranium and pinos arse in BB pantomime cow costume.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Slowmart wrote:
    Pino won the toss and bally shined both his cranium and pinos ars* in BB pantomime cow costume.

    I am picking the winner you know.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Mr Goo's version of Halal beef goes rather badly.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Winner Wednesday, if Pina can oblige.[/img]
    Come on Pinno. Just because Arsenal got tonked tonight doesn't mean you can shirk your duties :)
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    He's probably enjoying the rimming he's getting from Bally...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Probably true, but he could still type at the same time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Meh...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    I expected a lot more entries so the best of a bad lot is this:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    He tried everything but that powerlink just wouldn't budge

    Over to you CB...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Why are we waiting...
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Get in!

    I'm a bit new to the caption contest so hopefully this'll do

    toilet_bicycle.jpg

    Winner Friday
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Matth's bike is now fully prepared for Friday.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Team47b is preparing for his non-stop cycle ride back to the UK in support of the National IBS Charity.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    With their target demographic rapidly aging to the point where dementia and incontinence were inevitable, Pinarello started secretly testing a new "Seniors Sportive" model.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    The obvious design flaw was the dangers of crashing, whilst curling one out and reading the paper
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    That's a sh1t bike!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    It kicked off good style in the "Where do you keep your bog roll?" thread.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,228
    Terence made sure to protect his prize possession with the best anti-theft technology.

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