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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    There's an APB on a runaway and Toots HQ have been informed on the ETA to the fly paper laid as a trap accross the road.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Tommy wished he'd packed that extra pair of nappies.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    VTech's recent project was a break from the norm.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Prince George got a little fed up with all this Royal la-de-dah stuff and took off for Peckham.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    sa0u823e wasn't as good at haggling as he had hoped.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Thelma and Louise 2 not as good as the original
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Police race to apprehend the driver who was involved in an accident with a cycist under the A3
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    As the traffic piled up behind him, little Timothy mused how long it would take for someone to squeeze past hollering something about road tax!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Hardcore gamers were decidedly underwhelmed with the dumbing down of the latest version of GTA
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    With previous for drink driving he knew that he shouldn't have had that 2nd breast.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Because of the budget restrictions imposed by Stevo's boss, the Cycle to Work scheme was less attractive than in previous years.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Even from a tender age, Manc33 was paranoid that everyone was out to get him.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    American police evolve their tactics from shooting dead unarmed youths to containment.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Police step up the pressure on likely extremists returning from Syria.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A very young Sean had heard that a girl from the nursery down the road was "up for it"
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A young Matthew h gives his mum the slip and makes a break for the pub
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Clarkson Jr gets chased out of town for having a dodgy number plate.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Overreacting was bound to happen when you put the moderators in charge of the police
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Like father, like son: Vin Diesel jr decides to follow in his dad's footsteps.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    FIA backtrack on themselves and relax the superlicense rules even more!!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Fast & Furious 27 aims for younger audience
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Winner announcement!

    With some great entries you're all winners in my book :D

    Second place loser, City boy with: Team47b was happy with the new paint job on the isetta. A team47b jibe was always going to score highly.

    First place loser, Cornerblock with: With previous for drink driving, he knew he shouldn't have had that second breast.

    There can be only one..... Ballysmate doggedly digs out a winner again with: Even from a tender age, Manc33 was paranoid everyone was out to get him.

    Over to you Bally.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Come on Bally, get a move on.......
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    One things for certain, he can't be doing his hair…..

    why are we waiting
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ok Ok, Give an old bloke some rest,

    Old%20Man%20on%20Bike%20Surrounded%20by%20Beauty%20Pageant%20Contestants%201360851116.jpg

    Winner picked on Wednesday.
  • Guernsey Donkey
    Guernsey Donkey Posts: 144
    Fred Dibnah regrets having felled his steeple.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Scientists testing a new machine for seeing peoples dreams get a snapshot from Bally's latest wet one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    the picture proves why Stevo loves his uplift days
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Yes, this is what uplifts are really like.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    As Ireland manager, Jack Charlton did push the eligibility criteria a bit far at times.

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