The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Pinno's first toupé didn't quite live up to expectations.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    tim wand wrote:
    Stevo I m being Ironic, I know you ve took to faking falls for the cameras more than Costa and Cahill combined!
    I know :) Mind you, after outrageous slurs like that on the honesty of the Chelski team I might have to stop feeling sorry for Arsenal :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ok kids, I'll do little Stevo over there first and then Matt as they look like they're into tricks :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    The first known pic of Arran solves the mystery of why he has been away from the forum for so long.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    giltter.jpg
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Manc33 explains why the chemtrails are red
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Jim fixed it for me. Smell my finger.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,228
    How dare you compare me to Adam Johnson.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Do you want to be in that Cell? That Cell ? Oh yer!

    ( and I have it on good authority that's actually what a certain reception screw sang to him at Bristol the first time he was banged up for being a nonce!)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Gary Glitter is green with envy when he heard what Cliff has been up to. (Allegedly :wink: )
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Rotherham? Oh yeh, it's over there.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Some good 'entries' by sick people, but the winner is
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The first known pic of Arran solves the mystery of why he has been away from the forum for so long.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    I've waited for ages so....

    Why are we waiting
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    matthew h wrote:
    I've waited for ages so....

    Why are we waiting


    Ditto
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Ballysmate wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    I've waited for ages so....

    Why are we waiting


    Ditto

    It's a poor show
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Poor show indeed! Especially as Stevo is not noted for his patience. :lol:

    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    When a van comes along he just might get a lift down to the caption competition picture shop.

    Truth is, he'll give us bollox about being at work blah.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Should we start a no picture caption competition?

    I'll start:

    As you can see the invisible girls have not turned up today.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    He's probably waiting for an "uplift"


    I mean what sought of bloke is too idle to pedal a bike up hill?



    Exactly
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    unless he has run off to live with Arran?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Shut it you lot, tax doesn't save itself you know...off to find a pic.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It seems Stevo's picture finding skills are equally aligned with his "tax expertise" :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Here you go - results on Sunday...

    2004%20parade%20calmaine%20chickens%20on%20bikes.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Fowl club turned out to be a bunch of cocks
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Cruising to pick up chicks takes on a new twist.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    "Who wants to play a game of Chicken?"
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,228
    Cameron gets in some practice for the televised election debates.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    This is as close to full suspension bikes the bottom bracket boys will ever get
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    edited March 2015
    When Stevo said he thought birds on bikes were sexy, this wasn't quite what he had in mind!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.