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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,229
    "O'er the land of the free-range and the home of the brave"
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Bernard Matthews' Genetically Modified chicken experiment goes a bit wrong
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    KFCs' foray into genetic engineering is a right c0ck up.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Here was one chapter that people did cluck with.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,229
    When Nigel invited her to see Chicken Run, Felicity thought she was going to the cinema.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    oh cluck off you clucking c0ck
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    And the winner with spot of subtle wittiness is:
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Cruising to pick up chicks takes on a new twist.

    Take it away Spinner - when you get out of bed...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    What a way to start the week...

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    Winner my Wednesday/Your Tuesday...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Finally revealed how MODs read the threads.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Life after downhilling for Herbert after his 'little accident' took a more sedate turn.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Tax saving expert ties himself in knots trying to save every last penny.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Tax expert shows how he can manage to rim himself.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Jihadi John's aim was off with his last victim and denies being scared after being ID'd by the security services.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    This wasn't the solution people were looking for, they were just papering over the cracks
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Herbert read the columns about politicians talking out of their Aris, much to the delight of his own.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    Man Utd assume the position for a good spanking by Arsenal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    As spineless individuals solicitors have long been suspected of self fellatio.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Tax expert shows how he can manage to rim himself.

    Arran falls head over heals upon receiving the news
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Frustrated with the overcrowded trains Rick got the idea watching the Brompton owners.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Clarkson, come out come out wherever you are....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Frustrated with the overcrowded trains Rick got the idea watching the Brompton owners.

    You're too clever for BB.



    Commuters learn Yoga in a bid to get more people onto trains.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Frustrated with the overcrowded trains Rick got the idea watching the Brompton owners.

    Winner!

    Pina was right... for once. :D
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
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    Why are we waiting......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    come on.............
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Image-missing-person-03.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ah I've won, which is more than can be said for my team tonight. :(

    the_oddest_things_ever_spotted_on_highways_05.jpg

    Winner TBA, let's say Saturday.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,229
    My supercar needs tuning. Anyone around here in that line of business?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    Man City thoroughbreds ride into Barcelona ahead of their big game at the Nou Camp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Herbie goes to the scrap yard
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Playing Mantis' 'Location' description starts to make sense.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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