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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hello? Tesco? I've got some meat you may be interested in.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    this is the front cover on the brochure for Vtec's new company 'Cowboy tax advice'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Capt Slog wrote:
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    The 'Inland Revenue' posse ride into town looking for VTech.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    "This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    My wife said she wished I was hung as well as this horse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Matthew h tries ever more ingenious methods of getting round drink driving laws.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    orraloon wrote:
    Dennis Wise gives his agent grief about his new position with Spurs.

    Is the winner for a bit of clever thinking.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Why are we waiting... Is me! Woo hoo, does this mean I get to play with the big boys now?

    Need to get off this tablet and on to a proper computer, so will post the next 'un in the morning.

    Woo hoo...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    orraloon wrote:
    Why are we waiting... Is me! Woo hoo, does this mean I get to play with the big boys now?

    Need to get off this tablet and on to a proper computer, so will post the next 'un in the morning.

    Woo hoo...

    Play with any big boy you like.

    I found you one.

    BTW, that's from Stevo's favourite site.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Here ye go. Dunno how big a boy this fella is either.

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    This is Monday, winner Thursday evening.
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    'Ere Mandy, look at the size of his Bergen!
  • Is this the way to Pratts Bottom?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    " 'Mornin' Pina!"
    " 'Mornin' Girls!"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Bally stuck his thumb in the air to distract attention from the fact that it was really cold that day.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Don't worry girls, Agent J will be along any moment with the Neuralyzer.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Arrans excuse for not posting was going for a long walk, to the girls it was a bit of a cock and bull story
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Blue socks with that bag? So last season Petunia.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    "That reminds me Cindy. I must get some chipolatas for tonights tea".
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Mathew Falle heads off for boot camp to look for the pesky squaddies who nicked his kit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • "'Ere Jules, is that what they mean when they talk about the Swinging Sixties?"
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Decision time.

    I like the word economy of The Fox's submission
    Ballysmate wrote:
    " 'Mornin' Pina!"
    " 'Mornin' Girls!"

    but the fnaar, fnaar effect wins through. So amidst the swinging chipolattas and that, the winner is Pituophus with
    Pituophis wrote:
    'Ere Mandy, look at the size of his Bergen!

    To you, Sir.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    Couldn't have put it better myself
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    Couldn't have put it better myself

    Surprised he didn't say 'Why am I waiting?'.

    In the meantime, lets look at some exclusive CCTV footage inside Stevo's office
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    Couldn't have put it better myself

    Surprised he didn't say 'Why am I waiting?'.

    In the meantime, lets look at some exclusive CCTV footage inside Stevo's office
    Actually it's a bit like that in the monthly management updates (upbeat, the future is rosy) and then coming up to pay review and bonus time (doom, gloom, we can't afford pay rises/bonuses) :roll:

    Anyhoo, I think Basil Brush gets this one by default now?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Yeah, over to you Basil - a weekend without the CC is not a proper weekend.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    PM the Guy! Its the Weekend , he could be out on his bike!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Yeah, over to you Basil - a weekend without the CC is not a proper weekend.

    I won't be around to judge. I am off to the sun. Could I nominate Pina as judge? Winner Wednesday, if Pina can oblige.

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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Bull horns were all the rage back in the day.