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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    Apollo take their really sh1t bikes to another level.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It's a BSO! (bog shaped object).


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Halfords launch their new 'Bike for s**t riders' range.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    To complement their existing "Pan", "Ladle", "Spoon" and "Knife" range of saddles, Charge Bikes announce a "Bowl" model.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    The dial-a-loo scheme is rolled out across London.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    HSBC bosses use these special bikes on their way to the enquiry.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Roadies finally realise that road riding is s**t and design their bikes accordingly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Matthew preps his bike for his first black run.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Matth's bike is now fully prepared for Friday.
    City Boy wrote:
    Matthew preps his bike for his first black run.
    Yeah I tend to skip Pina's captions these days as well :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Laura had a bad case of the Trotts.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Matth's bike is now fully prepared for Friday.
    City Boy wrote:
    Matthew preps his bike for his first black run.
    Yeah I tend to skip Pina's captions these days as well :lol:

    Oh yeah :oops:
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Being full of poo Nigel Fargae's transport was optimised to ensure maximum face time in front of the cameras.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    seanoconn wrote:
    Laura had a bad case of the Trotts.

    A little disappointed with the efforts but this will have to do!

    Over to you Seanoconn
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Thanks Chris :D
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    Winner announced Monday.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    World record hand-stand attempt wrecked when Stevo's bike falls off the back of the van.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,228
    No...really...I meant to do that...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    This bit was alright, the bike landing on his head because he couldn't unclip was a bit gruesome.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Steeeevvoooooo heeeeellpppppppppppp BANG.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,324
    ^^ :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Matth took faking his own (near) death very seriously
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Matt laughed so hard he fell off his bike.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Matthew H proves roadies are hands down the best cyclists
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bicycle ejaculates man.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Winner announcement, winner announcement!

    Bit early but once Lazarus had posted all bets were off.

    matthew h wrote:
    Matthew H proves roadies are hands down the best cyclists

    Take it away Matthew :D
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Why are we waiting......?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Why are we waiting......?

    Do they have Wifi in A+E?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    tim wand wrote:
    Why are we waiting......?

    Do they have Wifi in A+E?
    Oh do keep up at the back.

    But I agree, why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Stevo I m being Ironic, I know you ve took to faking falls for the cameras more than Costa and Cahill combined!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    we are waiting, because I'm in a bar and rather than drinking working on budgets..... bar the occasional break for mindless banter!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    In good taste as tradition dictates.........

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    Winner on Wednesday

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