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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Miss Yorkshire was proving to be a bit of an outside bet
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    After impregnating all the girls, Bill (aged 87) was asked to donate sperm for the local sperm bank. Unfortunately, he couldn't get the lid off the jar.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Victor's wife and doctor were both pleased he'd started cycling for exercise, but remained puzzled that even on recovery ride days his HRM stayed firmly in zone 5.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Peter Sagans's dad proved that the son was just a chip off the old block.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    While the girls distracted Gary Glitters formers chauffeur a victim approached from behind wearing a large strap on and had a glint of retribution in her eye……..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite being slipped some LSD in his horlicks pina was quite happy with his hallucinations as he cycled home from the pub
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Albert's mistake of using his grandsons Lynx instead of his Ralgex spray didn't work out so bad after all.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    A fantasy pictured inspired upon how hybrid riders picture themselves
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Don't fancy yours much.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Although Stanley was tempted by the young lady's offer, it had been quite a few years since he'd last 'slammed his stem'!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Slowmart wrote:
    Despite being slipped some LSD in his horlicks pina was quite happy with his hallucinations as he cycled home from the pub

    Horlicks!?!? You b4stard; Ovaltine.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Pellegrino tries desperate tactics to stiffen the resolve of his ageing City squad.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The Miss Ireland contestants were dead chuffed when Paddy removed the saddles from their bikes.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Albert's mistake of using his grandsons Lynx instead of his Ralgex spray didn't work out so bad after all.

    We have a winner. Take it away Cap'n
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    oh why, oh why, oh why...
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    wow, sorry folks, I forgot to look. :oops:

    I'll find something.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    unusual_transport_47.jpg

    Judging will be late Sunday or early Monday, depending upon whether I can find any arsed.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Jim's new job contract included a "Prancing Horse" company vehicle, although not quite what he'd envisioned.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A whole new dimension to the helmet debate.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Dave's wife had finally had enough of him raving on about "N+1" and "Need a new steed to commute to work, with a proper saddle and clip in pedals" so she bought him one to shut him up.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Arran finally spotted going to work was more of surprise than the fact he was riding a horse there
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Beam me up Scotty, my arxe is red raw.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Dennis Wise gives his agent grief about his new position with Spurs.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    When Arran was asked to stop horsing around at work, he turned the other cheek.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Bally bought the cheap wig off ebay from a aggressive midget called Dennis
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,323
    Ali G appears in Milton Keynes. His new line is "Is it because i's a hack".




    I'll get my coat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Is it a master cylinder of some sort?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Stevo tries to negotiate a tax break for his new company car.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    Seano gets caught riding Belinska in public.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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