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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    why are we waiting..................
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Winner selected at random on Tuesday

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I'm sleeping outside the tent because, i'm sure you're not supposed to drink muc-off - it gives you wind.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Taking the bike up the dirt path made Arran very tired
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Broke Back Mountain Stevo style!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    What happens when roadies discover the joys of mountain bikes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Proof that mountain bikes turn you gay.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo takes desperate measures to guard his bike from Pina's recycling loons.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Manc 33 goes OTT with the tin foil hat to protect him and his bike from all the conspiracists .
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a cycle pump in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    stevo's mind wrote cheques his pecker couldn't cash and his planned threesome didn't make it past a twosome
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Drunk crudder couldn't find ditch
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Women will go to any lengths to avoid sleeping with a crudder.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    On the basis it was quite funny whilst also being true, we have a winner......
    seanoconn wrote:
    Proof that mountain bikes turn you gay.

    Over to you Seano....
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Not that I'm impatient but..."Why are we waiting..."
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    FFS why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Pull your finger out Seano :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pull your finger out Seano :)

    there is a vision now
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    There are 3 rules for the caption competition selection:
    1. Never pick seantheconn as a winner.
    2. Never pick seantheconn as a winner.
    3. Never pick seantheconn as a winner.

    He's not here much these days as he is too busy with his track pump.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pull your finger out Seano :)

    there is a vision now
    A brown one?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pull your finger out Seano :)

    there is a vision now
    A brown one?

    Stops him biting his nails though.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pull your finger out Seano :)

    there is a vision now
    A brown one?

    Stops him biting his nails though.

    sure?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    I scrub my nails after and the tongue is self cleaning.

    Thanks City boy, winner announced Saturday...

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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    It was at this point Tom's mother remembered she had left the doughnuts in the back of his Cozy Coupe
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Team47b was well chuffed with the new paint job on his Isetta
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Arran finally spotted after going missing from the BB.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    It turned out to be a toddler not a terrorist
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Tommy boy screamed 'You'll never catch me" as he sped down the motorway after a smash and grab job at Toys R Us.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    OJ Simpson had nothing on this guy. Tommy mangled Penelope's Barbie doll just moments before and was busy trying to think of an alibi.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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