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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    On opening the tank, it soon became clear the experiment with genetically modified yeast had gone horribly wrong.
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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    With a general election looming , William Hague returns to boasting about his drinking antics, to see Farage off!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ive got an alcoholic in here and I've just inserted a special tap in their mouth and told em to suck hard to get the best tasting alcohol out.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    During his marathon sesh, Danny didn't bother getting out of the vat for a piddle.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Team Sky's rider recovery instructions get lost in translation. Neo-pro found in "hyperbeeric" chamber, not "hyperbaric" tent as intended.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Matthew h shows off his new house.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    At Piña's tin can gulag the loons diversify into beer production.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    arran77 wrote:
    At Piña's tin can gulag the loons diversify into beer production.

    Now there's an idea...
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    We have a winner
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Team Sky's rider recovery instructions get lost in translation. Neo-pro found in "hyperbeeric" chamber, not "hyperbaric" tent as intended.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    normal post required...............

    why are we waiting?
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Tick tock............
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Ho hum...yawn...tum te tum te tum te tum...
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Sheesh, I was on the train to work..

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    Saturday sometime.
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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    edited January 2015
    I think he's lost all perspextive.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Everest double glazing salesmen are decidedly unimpressed with the new company vehicle policy.
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Team Sky's latest bid to ensure transparency in professional cycling is revealed!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    SMIDSY!!!!!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Terry ended up in Norway after being caught by a gust of wind.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    He's not wearing a helmet!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The extra boost provided by the EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) stored in the built in reservoir once ignited, proved to be very fast. However, Terry wished he had fitted disc brakes and a parachute.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Stevo regrets not spell checking his order for a hybrid with real class
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Pinno's attempts to keep the Scottish rain off his nice carbon bike went a bit too far.
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    orraloon wrote:
    He's not wearing a helmet!

    Or is he?
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arrans hopes and dreams of becoming the kid with the coolest bike on the block were quickly shattered.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Rodney's intention was to outwit the speed cameras, but in fact the speed humps got him.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Terry swore that this design was better than bamboo, that is, until his todger slipped between the join in the middle and he went over a speed bump.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo slightly misunderstood the principle of 'no pane, no gain'!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Amazin glazing's promotional stunt hadn't taken into account side winds
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    30 mins left!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    City Boy wrote:
    Stevo slightly misunderstood the principle of 'no pane, no gain'!

    Winner.

    Loads of time left Matt (although it is Sunday morning here) :D
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