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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Bert said that he wasn't a gynaecologist but he would have a bloody good look.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite preparation, Seano still couldn't make the young lady squirt like slowmarts description.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sean needs to go back to the drawing board in his attempt to design equipment to enable him to breathe through his ears.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Lets me get ma book...

    "Looks good, feels good" Nope...
    "Looks good, feels bad" Nope...
    "Looks bad, feels bad" Nope..
    "Looks bad, feels good"

    Yep, that's it, I got it - it's a vagina.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • infineto
    infineto Posts: 11
    NO MUFF TO TOUGH WE DIVE AT FIVE
    BRITISH MUFF DIVING SOCIETY
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The NHS launches a new initiative to encourage men to have a prostate examination.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    City's search for extra points to make up ground on Chelsea reaches desperate levels.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    There you are Fergie, I've looked everywhere for you.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Having mastered one type of diving, Eden Hazard thought he'd try his hand at another.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey this big hairy pussy belongs on bottom bracket with all the other pussies
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    "Stick that pen up his arse when his tongues inside me"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    It was close but we have a winner on the basis that he's revealed one of his personal fantasies :shock:
    Slowmart wrote:
    "Stick that pen up his ars* when his tongues inside me"

    Over to you Slowmart and get a move on!!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    He's called Slowmart for a reason.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    m12




    Just for Stevo. :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    City's underhand attempts to stop José from outwitting them reaches a new low.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Stevo dances for his hero
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    So you're Gary Cahill's Mrs! Has John Terry sh@gged you yet?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Mourinho improves the dance in his head by visualising himself giving it to himself
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    'Woe is me, how I miss Frankie...'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    What the feck am I doing appearing in a tampax advertisement
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Now where did I park that bus?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    matthew h wrote:
    What the feck am I doing appearing in a tampax advertisement


    The winner

    although I'd suggest replacing tampax with vagisil cream, why? coz he's an irritating twot :lol:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    C'mon Matthew, pull yer finger out!!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting! Bugger its me...... Will fire up the laptop in the morning and get an inappropriate pic
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Here you go, results on Wednesday

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    People urged to p1ss in the vat in order to increase the production of lager.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Breaking news......Wally Found!!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Returning Bradford fans drink the town dry
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    'Now make sure it has a good head on it', seemed to have been lost in translation for Dimitri the new guy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pina's new joiner couldn't find the long weight he'd been asked to find
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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