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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    why are we waiting......................

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    Winner picked on Saturday
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña didn't think that manhandling his chopper would deter people from stopping.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pina the axeman heads south to do battle with Sean the Swordsman.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Jobbing actor breaks down on his way to a 'Jack and the Beanstalk' audition.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The result of the intelligence services disruption of terror networks begins to bite.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sharia law prison guard breaks down on way to work.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Arran misunderstands when one of his kids asks for a chopper for their birthday.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    It had not occurred to Billy that even if he did manage to hitch a ride to the airport he may still have trouble getting his hand luggage through security screening.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Escapee axe murderer hides behind hitchhiker.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxey
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Matthew h arrives at the roadside underprepared as he attempts to catch a lift home from Swansea.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    One-armed man with a bizarre novelty act fails to get a lift.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Nobody wanted to give Arran a lift, he'd been axing a bit too much recently.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    "Anyone for thumbs up heads down?"
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    edited January 2015
    Anjem Choudary aka Abu Hamza thought his new right hand was much better than his old hook, his left hand left a little to be desired though.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Adnan Choudary thought his new right hand was much better than his old hook, his left hand left a little to be desired though.
    Shouldn't that be Anjem Choudary? Also know as Abu Hamza..... :roll: :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    seanoconn wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Adnan Choudary thought his new right hand was much better than his old hook, his left hand left a little to be desired though.
    Shouldn't that be Anjem Choudary? Also know as Abu Hamza..... :roll: :lol:

    I was pretty close, damn Google for letting me down! I even checked the pictures and everything!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Minutes after this picture was taken, Chip the Chipper Chopper was mown down by a man who was heard shouting "That's the last time you say that I press wild flowers, put on women's clothing and hang around in bars".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    ISIS splinter group renounce technology and revert to weapons from earlier times
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo rues the decision to let his Mrs load his 'Chopper' as he waits for his van lift back up the hill?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    UEFA official heads for The Etihad to sort out City's dodgy financial dealings.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ron Harris looking for a lift to the game.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Tommy hitch-hiked and swam all the way to Wimbledon to get his beloved Belinska back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Winner winner
    City Boy wrote:
    Stevo rues the decision to let his Mrs load his 'Chopper' as he waits for his van lift back up the hill?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    matthew h wrote:
    Winner winner
    City Boy wrote:
    Stevo rues the decision to let his Mrs load his 'Chopper' as he waits for his van lift back up the hill?
    Bl00dy fix.

    Anyway, why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Winner announced on Wednesday

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Some people take the annual muff diving championships very seriously.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Arran gets ready for a visit into GT's mum
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Seano has to don breathing equipment when he comes home to find his burrow flooded.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A c0ck! Bloody hell, a c0ck!! I've pulled a tranny!! :shock: :shock:

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